[KangaWallaFox]

@tommy-toxen wrote:

@*Sian* wrote:

A friend of mine was telling me how there local kebab place was shut down for having sperm in the mayo :shock:

wasn’t that ‘mcdonalds’??

rumours do have a funny way of switching sides and becoming ‘local’

these kind of taddle tales are told by local chavs who want to look “hard” by having spunk filled food.

but yes, it was mcdonalds that had spunk in their mcchicken sandwiches, but it was ONE incident, and in TEXAS, and the person responsible was fired and prosecuted.

why chavs have to modify the story and pretend it was their local take away that did it, i do not know.

:roll:

[KangaWallaFox]

@ugo wrote:

Ive never shot a Kangaroo but theres always a first time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :twisted:

I have!! :D Its fun too, they lift about a metre off teh ground when the bullet hits them, so funny :D

[KangaWallaFox]

@forumhostpb wrote:

Is it called ”Queensland” because all the inhabitants are gay????

:roll: Shutup d*ckhead ](*,)

[KangaWallaFox]

@rainbowbrite wrote:

Oh most definately male.

8)

[KangaWallaFox]

@pats wrote:

@kangawallafox wrote:

@pats wrote:

u want me really. :wink:

:lol: lol ya reckon??

:-s that would be like screwing my mother [-X =; (no offence lol)

who mentioned screwin ye dirty little feck?!!!!!!!!!!!! =; :mrgreen:

I’d make u feel young again 8) 8) 8) :lol:

[KangaWallaFox]

I’ve never…been more in love with myself than I am right at this moment :D

[KangaWallaFox]

@pats wrote:

u want me really. :wink:

:lol: lol ya reckon??

:-s that would be like screwing my mother [-X =; (no offence lol)

[KangaWallaFox]

[KangaWallaFox]

@pats wrote:

looks about 16. :- :D/

:o Changed my mind, she’s nuthin but a c*nt :x :evil:

[KangaWallaFox]

Nickelback – Far Away 8)

This time, This place
Misused, Mistakes
Too long, Too late
Who was I to make you wait
Just one chance
Just one breath
Just in case there’s just one left
‘Cause you know, you know, you know

[CHORUS]
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you’ll be with me
and you’ll never go
Stop breathing if
I don’t see you anymore

On my knees, I’ll ask
Last chance for one last dance
‘Cause with you, I’d withstand
All of hell to hold your hand
I’d give it all
I’d give for us
Give anything but I won’t give up
‘Cause you know, you know, you know

[CHORUS]

So far away
(So far away)
Been far away for far too long
So far away
(So far away)
Been far away for far too long
But you know, you know, you know

I wanted
I wanted you to stay
‘Cause I needed
I need to hear you say
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I forgive you
For being away for far too long
So keep breathing
‘Cause I’m not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
‘Cause I’m not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold on to me and, never let me go
(Keep breathing)
Hold on to me and, never let me go
(Keep breathing)
Hold on to me and, never let me go

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