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A man dressed all in black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt.
How did the driver know there was a man in the road?

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Is it made of metal?

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Wait I wasn’t ready lol I was checking on rememberance as it didn’t look right

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and so in remembrance of the poor tap dancing blown up caterpillas they call this day….

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Cookie cutter

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Don’t copy me Pete hahahaaaaaaaaa

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Knife

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I have a couple lol but one of them is…. people that mow their lawns too early or late at night grrr to them.

Does grapefruit juice make your tongue sore?

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Moriarty

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Not guilty

Did you ever have a crush on one of your teachers?

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