[Man in Beds]

@sarah_1 wrote:

Oh dear dear dear –

Fast trust you to chip in with your tuppence worth …… ffs you silly man have you not heard about the information that can be extracted from a persons PC these days ??

Try reading the disclaimer when you log on – er mmmm ip address ???

Ere there’s a novel idea imaginary people typing into a chat room – Silly me I know I am a mere woman but sorry there ain’t anyway words just appear on a screen someone has got to put them there!!!!

Well if there is anyone out there who can make any sense of Fasts last post – then I’m a bliddy dutch man!!!!!!!!! :roll: :roll:

Goede dag, mijnheer Sarah

[Man in Beds]

@reason wrote:

wrinkly mibs find a new put down ffs……..oh dear me,no wonder some of you only post on the boards,ya about as sharp a a limp piece of celery………..and yes before ya say it,a bit like my nob after a bottle of voddi…………foook i saved ya about half an hour that it would have took yas to think that up :roll:

I understand that it is a permanent state of affairs and not just after a bottle of vodka

[Man in Beds]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

@pats wrote:

can we ave pics? :lol:

I’m sure a few pics can be arranged, I got a lovely little spot where I can take piccies from without being seen.

Good. Now make sure you get one of him and one of sarah together, oh and make sure its taken with a sauce bottle otherwise we wont believe its real :wink:

With sauce bottle will be more difficult than with sarah, especially a full sauce bottle.
A strong reliable source informed me that he opened a new bank account, at his local Bottle Bank, they have branches all over the world

[Man in Beds]

@pats wrote:

can we ave pics? :lol:

I’m sure a few pics can be arranged, I got a lovely little spot where I can take piccies from without being seen.

[Man in Beds]

@reason wrote:

Me doesn’t do multi user names,well sometimes,but it’s only to confuse peeps like you,i have been known to use nads,sweatynackers(or is that too tough for ya to work out?,i have been known to come in as wendywidelegs(very inconspicuously i do have to add)……but it does still hold the record in JC for pc’s in a minute.Good innit?…….oooo and yes i will be sad enough to front up at the Leeds meet and sarah will be with me,foook i must be good being able to double sign in a hotel,as for the duffing up we will see how many of these so called internet hard men dare front me……..will be interesting!!!!

Was it just a forgetfulness or did you conveniently not mention “sick fooking hosts” in your list of usernames? Or could it be that your memory was clouded due to lack of vodka once more? Just in case the latter applied, here’s another bottle.

[Man in Beds]

@rubyred wrote:

sheest i had no babies then,,was back in 1980 !!! OH THE LAUGHS.. as they all thought they were alternative..as a nothern soulie i was there looking for VA va :)

I always thought a pint of Newcastle Brown Ale is the Va Va Voom for the northerners or is it soggy chips and mushy peas wrapped in last weeks newspaper?

[Man in Beds]

@reason wrote:

Smiley a keyboard warrior is someone like you who sits throwing out insults…..the fact is i will be at Leeds so the invitation is open to you :P

……the fact is THAT I will be IN Leeds…but you can also use the AT as follows…..the fact is that I will be AT the meeting IN Leeds…….here, fatso, have another case of vodka

[Man in Beds]

@claire 57 wrote:

I am truly impressed with ur writing Scribe, so much badness on the boards sometimes. I couldnt open ur music site but thats probably because I have a pc thats older than me.
Take care and I hope u continue to enjoy JC. xxxx

Darling Claire, don’t fret about not being able to listen to the music, it’s not your kind, not one includes the The Pipes and Drums of the Black Watch or Gordon Highlanders.

[Man in Beds]

@sarah_1 wrote:

Mibs – for goodness sake give it up will you ……… we all know theare is no love lost between you & Netty. You are quick enough to have a go at Netty for being childish!

Wouldn’t be so bad if you had some decent put downs but alas, not to be it would appear.

Shame on you – thought you would be old enough to know better.

Incidently can’t help but notice that you seem to be in jc alot of late – mmm pot kettle black spring to mind.

Anyway why don’t you find some other avenue to channel that intelligence that you keep raving about ….. & stop your pathetic assignation of Netty’s character.

Finally should you now be wondering what to do with that wooden spoon of yours , I have some super recipes should you want to try them…. please just ask!!!!! :roll:

Assignation? I can not recall ever having assignd anything to that foulmouthed individual. Or did you mean, by some chance, assassination?
Well, firstly, I don’t think he’s got a character to assassinate and, secondly, he’s is doing a very good job of it by himself without any outside help.
And to my presence on this site, I’ve been visiting to this site for about 4 or 5 years, could even be longer and not just of late but, unlike your workshy alcoholic buddy, I do not live on state handouts nor am I dependant on alcohol or need a woman to hide behind.
Finally, I do not have a wooden spoon, all my cutlery is silver and you can keep your recipes, I stick to my caviar and leave you to your Spaghetti Bolognese and Steak&Kidney Pies

[Man in Beds]

@reason wrote:

Me is guessing you no like me Cas ya sour faced git………..oh well i wont sleep tonight now :shock:

Attitudes like this are probably the reason why you are still banned or even got banned for in the first place.
Oh well, have another drink on me while you carry on acting like a spoilt brat who list its dummy, dummy.

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