Ok well recently having become single i thought i would try the whole online dating lark… so i joined a site… omg how funny! Its full of ugly ppl or ppl looking for sex and i consider myself neither… but let me tell you about my experiences of it.. haha
potential date #1 – confessed to me the night before our date that he liked to participate in an act which involves a number between 68 and 70… but with a bloke haha…and then got offended when i questioned why he said he was straight… so i called that one off..
date #2 – i did go on and he spent the night sitting sideways on to me telling me how all of his ex girlfriends had hang ups and he thought they had all been previously molested.. haha
potential date #3…. not much wrong with him, he seemed perfect but he told me he did drugs and thats not my thing…
so all in all a limited success haha!
anyway…
A tall wellbuilt woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs and appriciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1,3 and 5!