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  • #415547

    Tut at tictax and his cover story pretending I was in Magaluf with will to cover his own tracks that it was really him who was off on holiday with will

    #415907

    @pete wrote:

    Sarah has you name tattooed on her ar….. well i never :shock:

    we are close :wink:

    #415905

    @pete wrote:

    I’m sorry i cant help myself 8-[

    no pete thats sarah lol

    #415902

    @susieq wrote:

    WB Melody . .

    now down to business . .

    Shagaloof : who did what with whom where when etc etc :lol:

    What goes on tour…. stays on tour…. but heres a pic to give you an idea of how it kinda went………

    lol!

    #415897

    AM back now too……………

    :shock: <<<< is what am having to do with my eyes to stay awake today :lol:

    #415343

    @anc wrote:

    I wanna know what colour wheely bin! lol

    being jc it would have to be in the glass recycling box with all of the empty vodka bottles no doubt

    #415321

    got to fess up… lol i saw that online…

    mine would be something boring like…

    5ft 10 blonde… blah blah….

    #415320

    Ok well recently having become single i thought i would try the whole online dating lark… so i joined a site… omg how funny! Its full of ugly ppl or ppl looking for sex and i consider myself neither… but let me tell you about my experiences of it.. haha
    potential date #1 – confessed to me the night before our date that he liked to participate in an act which involves a number between 68 and 70… but with a bloke haha…and then got offended when i questioned why he said he was straight… so i called that one off..
    date #2 – i did go on and he spent the night sitting sideways on to me telling me how all of his ex girlfriends had hang ups and he thought they had all been previously molested.. haha
    potential date #3…. not much wrong with him, he seemed perfect but he told me he did drugs and thats not my thing…

    so all in all a limited success haha!

    anyway…

    A tall wellbuilt woman with good
    reputation, who can cook frogs
    legs and appriciates a good fuc-
    schia garden, classical music and tal-
    king without getting too serious.
    But please only read lines 1,3 and 5!

    #415248

    Aside from the topic… is anyone else a bit scared of Gazlans avatar or is it just pathetic girlie me lol

    #415306

    thank god its not my problem and its jc’s…. MR Chathostuk… have a word :D hehe

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