[Melody]

@tinks wrote:

@melody wrote:

Blowing ya hooter in a restaurant!!!!!!

Hate ppl like that!

but if they don’t they’ll have to sit there with a drip on the end of their ooota
:lol:

They can be polite and step out to do it.

[Melody]

I phoned the shelter today… the little doggie I rescued was reclaimed last night… yay!

[Melody]

Blowing ya hooter in a restaurant!!!!!!

Hate ppl like that!

[Melody]

Young lads who in the name of fashion wear ridiculously loose fitting jeans with the waist line around their thighs thus making them walk like an oompah loompah

[Melody]

Along those lines I once said I hadn’t done my homework coz my friend had been run over!
Loosely based on the truth…. A friend of a friend had been run over!

[Melody]

T’was utter tosh too! You’re right indeed!

I’ll stick to speaking proper England like ah used to could when ahs was a children like

[Melody]

Bloody hell!!
That’s the most sensible thing I’ve seen you say Thin! Gosh!

The currant bun is gracing my garden with it’s presence again …. Yippee!
Time to top up my pre Costa Del Sol tan :-D

[Melody]

I can never catch them – they see me coming with all their surround slow mo vision – although my dogs jump at them mid flight and yomp them.

[Melody]

Y fronts or briefs on men – urgh too tight!

[Melody]

Gosh I’m now glad I stopped being an F2 reg!

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