[Melody]

I think all these lotions potions and creams are absolutely b*llo*ks.

If you think about it your skin is waterproof so how can they penetrate your skin and reinject the magic that your skin has lost… When it rains or we bath or shower we all don’t absorb it like a sponge do we? So why would our skin take in a cream?… maybe only to top layer of skin which self renews anyway….
(goes off to put her olay on all the same on the off chance)

[Melody]

A complete no no (taken from my sister’s book of self inflicted disasters)

Walking round topless post baby feed with la las like udders when the window cleaner appears at the upstairs window!

[Melody]

@mrs_teapot wrote:

@melody wrote:

My ex from 2 years ago wants me back :shock:

He has good taste then Melody…. thing is, is he worth taking back? So pleased Im over all those decsions….. good luck with yours melody.

Lives too far away now since I have moved and is 12 years my junior so maybe not a good move to go backwards. Still it is flattering :)

[Melody]

My ex from 2 years ago wants me back :shock:

[Melody]

nasal hairs dangling

[Melody]

Tired!

[Melody]

Getting the giggles at a funeral

[Melody]

@eve wrote:

Grow up???/

Sorry Mel, thats not on my agenda :)

That’s why it’s on my probably won’t list!

[Melody]

@thin ice wrote:

@melody wrote:

Dying? That’s not on my agenda!!!

Anyway my things to do but won’t:

1) streak at Wimbledon with just a couple of fresh strawberries to protect my modesty.

2) live with a chimpanzee

3) grow up

wouldnt you need 3 strawberrys 8)

I’d need a couple of punnets!

[Melody]

Argh so tired and can’t sleep and have to drive back 270 miles later!
Yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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