[Melody]

wooohooo lets go get our hair done, our nails done and do lunch! (after breakfast)

[Melody]

@thin ice wrote:

@melody wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

was a cold cold day the day of my fathers funeral
when we was in the crem it snowed on to a frozen car park
my wheels were spinning like mad and couldnt get off the car park
i had no other choice
so i tipped the old fellas ashes under me back wheels
worked a treat

the only usefull thing the miserable old git ever done for me :P

There is a flaw in your joke in that you don’t get the ashes on the day of the funeral :wink:

and a joke is all it was with not a tiny bit of truth in the story :D :D :D

Thanks for clarifying that – I might have gone to my grave thinking you were cold hearted and callous :lol: :roll: :wink: ***add sarcastic emoticon here***

[Melody]

flumps

[Melody]

due to stick fetish…..

[Melody]

Internet dating : I find it quite funny how many people are looking for a ‘sole’ mate – surely the place to find that would be shoe express or clarks hahaha

[Melody]

@momentaryloss wrote:

@melody wrote:

I’m gonna marry the rolling eyes emoticon……
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

so cute and is probably all I could get haha

I am sure that isn’t true (said the unavailable man).

Not sure what you look like, but you can string a sentence together and actually have a personality, which is more than can be said about many people.

On the other hand, I can’t of course pretend that the rolling eyes emoticon isn’t a better bet than some men!

:lol:

Ah flattery – Merci Beaucoup c’est tres gentile :lol: The cheque is in the post

[Melody]

@momentaryloss wrote:

@melody wrote:

I have a friend in New Zealand who said his winter solstace is 17c with sun and a light breeze… That is not fair! That is the same as it is here on our summer one!

****goes off to get nakee and go to stonehenge****

I can’t believe I’m going to say this but – too cold ! !

Maybe tomorrow if the sun comes out.

:?

Alas no it is cold today – look upon it as meterology doing the world a favour – no one needs to see that! ha

[Melody]

@thin ice wrote:

was a cold cold day the day of my fathers funeral
when we was in the crem it snowed on to a frozen car park
my wheels were spinning like mad and couldnt get off the car park
i had no other choice
so i tipped the old fellas ashes under me back wheels
worked a treat

the only usefull thing the miserable old git ever done for me :P

There is a flaw in your joke in that you don’t get the ashes on the day of the funeral :wink:

[Melody]

@anc wrote:

yeah I do get your point, but if you do name and shame, they tend not to do it again! :lol:

I wonder how many of them are actually looking in the main room to even notice them being made fun of though? It is assumed that everyone does but it’s not always the case.

[Melody]

Fuengirola :lol:

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