[Melody]

Nope.. change nothing! Life would be dull without the variety, you have to take the rough with the smooth and even the special people need an outlet too… (hence am here)
The secret is you have as a user try not to take it to heart, rise above the rubbish and make your own judgements with regard to your safety. If you think someone will share your picture or number… keep it to yourself..

That said I do none of the above, I wear my heart on my sleeve, and all and sundry has seen my picture haha

[Melody]

My grandparents on my fathers side are buried in the same plot… she is on top of him so to speak… anyway at her graveside I couldn’t help but notice how much closer to the top she was than most people are buried.. I suppose coz she is on top of Grandad who was buried a year earlier… so at the wake I was sitting thinking about it.. and all the relatives were talking about Gran and her attributes and personality and I piped up…’ I can’t believe how shallow she was’ to which the room went silent and I was looked at like I had just farted…. I had to clarify I meant her grave! haha

Anyhow.. back to topic… I think that it’s all well and good being buried but as time passes and people who knew you die themselves your plot will just become messy and unloved so what is the point – not to mention I sometimes ‘visualise’ my grandparents in their plot which is not nice, as well as the practicality that if everyone was buried where would they put us all??

I want to be cremated and then I want someone to take my ashes and on a calm spring/summers day when the sun is shining and there is a slight breeze I want to be cast in a meadow where the butterflies are dancing (not in a direction to blow back into their face though… no one needs to eat me). Perfect.

[Melody]

@Wordsworth50 wrote:

@melody wrote:

After much consideration I have decided that the only person I am happy to meet on here is in fact me as long as it is in a public well lit area. I best get organising me meet. :lol:

In all seriousness though I think some of you would be a giggle.

I had one of those, met me in a pub, had a long leisurely drink, read a book and neither of us minded the quiet, did some window shopping looking at crap I wanted to look at and me was just as enthusiastic and didn’t wander off to look at bookshops or clothes . . . blimey! I think I’ll take me out again sometime!

Now I often look at men standing at the bar in a pub having a quiet drink (I often look at men full stop actually but that’s another tale) anyhoo, and I think how unfair this whole thing is… if I went and propped up the bar on my own I would look like I was seriously on the pull.. how unfair life is! :(

[Melody]

@jen_jen wrote:

yep :D

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

Sweetcorn on the cob

It stands on one leg with its heart in it’s head

[Melody]

I’m gonna marry the rolling eyes emoticon……
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

so cute and is probably all I could get haha

[Melody]

elloz Michelle :D

[Melody]

After much consideration I have decided that the only person I am happy to meet on here is in fact me as long as it is in a public well lit area. I best get organising me meet. :lol:

In all seriousness though I think some of you would be a giggle.

[Melody]

@momentaryloss wrote:

Who cares about the fact that people are knobheads? That happens in “real” life too.

How about…….?

The complete commercial mind fuck. The fact that searching is all about buying these days. The commodification of our personalities online. The fact that people make millions out of getting people to revealing their personal life and then advertising to everyone that reads it. The fact that every key stroke is monitored.

George Orwell was right. 1984 was spot on. Big Brother is here and now.

:?

I pity the poor sod monitoring me… they must be peeing their pants with excitement at my every move. :roll:

[Melody]

My internet dislikes :

POP UPS!! Grr!!!! even when you have the blighters turned off some sneak through

18 Year old lads calling me ‘Babe’ – firstly I could be your mum and secondly babe was a little talking porcine.

INTERNET DATING – where 99.9% of the blokes on there don’t want to date they just want to shag something other than their wife.

FACEBOOK SCRABBLE – I am pretty good at it and it’s always when am winning the bloody thing crashes and the other person forfeits me… GRRR

INTERNET FIGHTING – it’s like a front seat view at the special olympics sometimes

TICKETMASTER – it always crashes when the big concert tickets are released.

PPL who asked to see your picture despite having no intention of showing you theirs… ‘I don’t have one’ —bull**cough**sheeeet..

[Melody]

When I see this post the temptation to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is never more than a whim away :lol:

There is a photo of me at my mums looking like something out of ‘Desperately Seeking Susan’ from the 80s. I actually didn’t rate the 80s so ner.

Oh and I would have maybe come if I still had my ‘relax’ t shirt and my afro comb for my perm but alas I am at my sisters 25th wedding anniversary party somewhere in Kent that weekend. #-o

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