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I heard the most rubbish one ever on Friday night…
‘Hello Big Boobs’ is all he said.
***shakes head and rolls eyes*** :roll:
My brother took a samurai sword to someone who was stealing his car… he smashed in the window with the handle end and swiped at the mans head!
Lucky for the man it was an ornamental sword and he wasn’t beheaded!
Lucky for my brother too or he would now be in prison for murder.Many years ago I worked in a shop and persued someone who had stolen… i ended up in the store car park with this woman at a car where her 4 friends were waiting… i backed off and thought ‘sod that’ …
no possession is worth risking your life for, especially when it’s not your ownKenty…
I wondered what it was that the woman had stolen for you to apprehend her? It would have to be worth a fortune for me to stand myself in the way of the door… if it was a marsbar say.. was it worth it? yes you shouldn’t have people steal from you… but equally is it worth a beating or death over.. which might just happen one time!@yourchoice wrote:
I’ve becomed accustomed to waving the tea towel under the smoke alarm so i suppose i shouldnt scoff at anyones idea of a meal :lol:
I am actually a good cook! I was just being inventive this evening! It turned out nice.. I took a picture, unfortunately the picture makes it look like puke lol
@kent f OBE wrote:
@yourchoice wrote:
Everyone to their own and all that but sounds a bit :-…
No one eats my main meal freshly made, I havn’t got a hopes hell in chance of anyone eating leftovers :lol:
Don’t think of it so much as left overs as ‘rechauffe cookery’!
I remember my domestic science GCSE! lol@yourchoice wrote:
Everyone to their own and all that but sounds a bit :-…
it was only a pasta bake :?
I just made a lush meal out of yesterdays left over veg, added some cooked pasta, fried off some bacon, leeks, mushrooms and peppers and mixed them all together in a dish with homemade cheese sauce then topped with grated cheese and whallop in oven.. bobs ya uncle nelly is ya aunt… a cheap and cheerful hearty meal from yesterdays crap!
awww how sweet…
I got jack this year too! lol
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Today I am gonna lay like broccoli on my sofa until about 2pm as I am extremely tired due to not going to bed until 2am and then getting up at 6.30am for the dogs (barky lil mofos).
This afternoon I shall brave the mizzley weather and take the dogs around the country park at the top of my road (not that they deserve it for waking me up)
This evening I am taking my skiddliewinks to a lovely italian with my sister and her hubby and her children. Then after that if I am not comatosed due to sleep deprivation I shall maybe watch tv or push the boat out and come here?? Hmm its a tough life.Tomorrow am making sunday roast for some of the family… basically they just wanna come and nose around my new house.
we all want to come and have a nose around :)
What worries me is where you wanna put ya nosee Thin lol
Joking aside… what a cool idea… Come dine with me JC style.. we could all kneb through each others wardrobes…
that def seems like an invitation to check out yer nicker draw :lol:
it’s more like a parachute store for the RAF :lol:
last week.. to Currys! They ballsed up my delivery and then when they brought my new fridge they left it out in the hurricane and it blew over and smashed to bits.. I was tres angry!
When was the last time you got caught doing something you shouldn’t have and what was it?
What do little birdies see if they get knocked out?
