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@pats wrote:

wonder how many coonts heads he will rip off lol. :lol:

PATS,explain to me why you feel the need to post a reply that is totally out of context.

The matter you are refering to is from months and months ago,the argument was between me and another chatter,most people know who i am refering to,other chatters got involved and yes i did threaten to do what you felt the need to post,to some other chatters,i have made up with a few of them and just pass the time of day with others,but there is a couple of them that i would stand by my word with,it would be fun to meet them.

If it makes you happy dragging up bad feeling ,and keeps your post total ticking along,then by all means keep posting out of context replies wherever you like……seems foookin idiotic to me,but there ya go :roll:

Oh btw….it’s spelt kooonts

Remember…….i don’t foookin care

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Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase,hot ar se…………..btw,the bloke stood up at the back,the one in the middle,is he chuckin one off into a towel or what?? :roll:

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@lotty wrote:

okies ,,,, why do you keep moven my threads this aint a joke or wat ever this is you have movd this too <<<<<< will wait for a response ??????

I’ve just had a movement of a different sort lotty,but it was much easier to get rid of than these pesky moderators who keeping moving things about,mind you,my movement was satisfying to me,unlike yours,which i think stinks more than my movement…….although i did have a curry last night,so it will be a close run thing :?

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Me thinks lotty is upsetting a few people with her intelligence and humour,don’t you bunch of up your own ar se board wallers want the competition or summat??……..ffs get a grip ya all so stuck in ya foookin ways.

Keep it up lotty and fook the lot of em…..my views of course,not necessarily lotty’s

Remember……….i don’t foookin care

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Happy Birthday ya boro slapper,hope ya had a good day.

boro slag and sidekick xxxx :D/

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@bon bon wrote:

I hate cats
In fact I fell over mine yesterday after years of trying to avoid it.
I look like I’ve done 10 rounds with mike tyson :x

oo eck sorry to hear bon bon,hope ya feline(soz lol)better soon :wink:

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Me favourite pigeon still hasn’t turned up ,all i wanted was a ickle bit of sympathy,i hope you foookas are proud of yaselves [-X

Sarah i hope ya next shyte is a flaming hedgehog and long may you have ring sting :twisted:

Sian i hope ure p u s s y gets stalked by a big nasty dog :evil:

As for you lotty ya foooka,wanting to eat the poor lil pige….i hope ya get sand in every orifice possible next time ya at the foookin beach :D/

RIP pige mate..

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Hiya hobs……….ffs they let anyone in here!!!!

I’m the only sane foooka on the boards btw……bet ya can’t guess who :twisted:

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Oh this is a tough one,it can also depend on the size of your logs,if you do the long logs you are at a disadvantage,these tend to topple over and touch the side of the pot,and so leave a skidmark,the afore mentioned skidmark has to be removed,using more bog roll,you could just use the bog brush,but foreign bodies do tend to get stuck in the bristles,the problem can be remedied though,all you have to do is snap the log off at the half-way mark,flush,then finish off the second half of the dump.

One good tip though is to use both sides of the bog roll :shock:

Remember………..i don’t foookin care.

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Oh Batty one,the only way you can take the pi.ss out of anyone or anything is when you empty your bedpan on a morning. :roll:

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