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    I woke up this fine sunny morning,in a rather good mood for once,opened the curtains to be greeted by a lawn full of my favourite wood pigeons feathers,looks like a foookin p u s s y has had its wicked way with him :-({|= .I hunted high and low hoping upon hope he was only injured [-o< ,but it loooks like the sneaky little feline bastad has done for him...foook sake what am i gonna do with me stale bread.........answers on a postcard please to; NettySwackers c/o JC(no pish takers please this is a vewwwwyy vewwwwyyyy serious matter) :-( You’d have tort he’d have taw dat puddy tat cweepin up on him!!!! :cry: Remember……….i don’t foookin care(apart from me pigeon)

    #337628

    Today was a good day – then, sum stooopid puddy cat bliddy ruined it by murderin yer fav pigeon!

    Ffs my life ain’t worth livin now!!! Anyway remember sweetheart ………………

    A bird in the hand is worth a pige in the puss !!!!!!!!

    Sowwry I supposed to fooookin care :D/

    Rip pige – ffs might get some toast now in the mornings – :roll:

    #337629

    We could have a double buriel, I have one in my back garden too.

    Great watching the cats stalk them though :lol:

    #337630

    lol netts ya loverly but ermmm roast pigion for tea yummy lmao :lol: :wink:

    #337631

    Me favourite pigeon still hasn’t turned up :cry: ,all i wanted was a ickle bit of sympathy,i hope you foookas are proud of yaselves [-X

    Sarah i hope ya next shyte is a flaming hedgehog and long may you have ring sting :twisted:

    Sian i hope ure p u s s y gets stalked by a big nasty dog :evil:

    As for you lotty ya foooka,wanting to eat the poor lil pige….i hope ya get sand in every orifice possible next time ya at the foookin beach :D/

    RIP pige mate..

    #337632

    you dont live anywhere near fastcars do ya? :shock:

    #337633

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    you dont live anywhere near fastcars do ya? :shock:

    6 (potential) nests…. 3 (smashed) eggs…. and I think they have finally taken the hint. :wink:

    #337634

    @fastcars wrote:

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    you dont live anywhere near fastcars do ya? :shock:

    6 (potential) nests…. 3 (smashed) eggs…. and I think they have finally taken the hint. :wink:

    OH noooo… dont look at this post pebbs. :wink:

    #337635

    I hate cats
    In fact I fell over mine yesterday after years of trying to avoid it.
    I look like I’ve done 10 rounds with mike tyson :x

    #337636

    @bon bon wrote:

    I hate cats
    In fact I fell over mine yesterday after years of trying to avoid it.
    I look like I’ve done 10 rounds with mike tyson :x

    oo eck sorry to hear bon bon,hope ya feline(soz lol)better soon :wink:

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