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@rainbowbrite wrote:
No idea why he had to tell the world in his first sentence that he is bullied.
Rainny .. stoip taking the p iss luv.
If you want to win a TV talent show it’s ALWAYS a good idea to tell them you’re being bullied.
Having people feel sorry for you is a great way to get anything.@pikey wrote:
Not to mention a bit tiresomely dim when it comes to English comprehension. You can ask the Captain for confirmation whenever you like. I got the distinct impression he counted you amongst the world’s not so bright lights. I agree.
Who the f*** is the ‘Captain’ ? :?
You really ought to try that ‘how weird are you thread’. I think that’s what it’s called.
I’m guessing that you’d score high on that one.
I’m not sure what your problem is but I think being stuck away in your bedroom is probably the cause of it.
My advice is to get out and seek female attention. They won’t want to know you at first but if you get them sufficiently p issed you might get lucky. That’s not the ‘lucky’ who posts on here btw ..@pats wrote:
i thort it was fookin brilliant. the comedian was funny as fook……that young lad at the end had me in tears. and what about the guy who warbled valerie……i will always love you……an another song while piers morgan refused to press his buzzer…..look on simon cowells face was priceless. the young girl with the dog was really good. and the girls with the electric instruments were brill. pure hour of entertainment. =D>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LExJ6oN4hUoFFS PATS!!
I’ve just read your comments (you should write for the TV Times.. =D> ) and now I’m wishing I’d watched it!! ](*,)
The big question should really be has Simon Cowell got any talent??
We know you love him but c’mon admit it .. the guy is a tw@t .. yes a WEALTHY one at that.
You Are 8% Weirdo
Your thinking is so in line with the mainstream, it’s pretty freaky.
Have you ever considered running for political office?
You’re so normal, people can’t help but feel comfortable with you!@fastcars wrote:
Who would be your choice for Mayor of London for the next four years….. or does Englands capital city not actually need a mayor?
The main candidates…..
Ken Livingstone: Labour (current mayor)
Boris Johnstone: Conservative
Brian Paddick: Liberal Democrats
Personally I wouldnt put Boris Johnstone in charge of disneyland let alone a huge cosmopolitan city like London.
Does it HAVE to be a politician?
They are such boring b’stards and normally get caught with their trouser down at some point.@~Pebbles~ wrote:
@kevin wrote:
@Man in Beds wrote:
He couldn’t sing or act and look what happened to that plonker in the end…he ended up fat, horrible, pill popping bum.
are you elvis
:lol:
I thought dawny was on her way to save Elvis in that time machine (see appropriate thread) of hers.
She must be still be out there in the ether looking for a shop that sells bogroll… :roll:LOL PB!! :lol:
The good old days before League Tables were introduced. eh?
@sunny wrote:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GMA7AaUHpME&feature=related
American trilogy gives me goose bumps still and i listen to him every day
I can only imagine what he’s saying to you. :roll:
Oh I wish I was at Villa (instead of here with a blue noser)…look away, away!
The Villa go marching on!Who says the police don’t have a sense of humour?
Meanwhile there was probably some old lady being mugged somewhere…“Sorry darling we don’t have any officers free at the moment…they are all busy right now. “
“Okay…can you send someone later then?”
“Hmm (feeling sorry for old lady) are you an asian love, or maybe an East European immigrant being taunted?”
“Would it help if I was?”
silence…
“I’m half Polish and half asian and have just been mugged!!”
“we’ll send someone straight away luv!”
All of a sudden the graveyard cops are alerted and ten police cars with flashing blue lights make their way at breakneck speed through busy London streets to assist.Have I gone off-topic?? sorry…..I’ve been reading that Richard Littlejohn book :roll:
