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  • #314498

    @slayer wrote:

    Did anyone feel it?

    I live about 10 miles from the epicentre and it scared the sh/it out of me :lol:

    It was barely an earthquake.. :?

    It was nothing more than a little rumble.

    THIS is an earthquake;

    Approximately 1,655 killed, 3,000 injured, 2,000,000 homeless, and $550 million damage in southern Chile; tsunami caused 61 deaths, $75 million damage in Hawaii; 138 deaths and $50 million damage in Japan; 32 dead and missing in the Philippines; and $500,000 damage to the west coast of the United States.

    (source: http://earthquake.usgs.gov/regional/world/events/1960_05_22.php)

    THIS is nothing more than a tiny little rumble that everyone’s making a huge fuss over nothing;

    UK has tiny little earthquake. About £5 worth of damage in Lincoln. One man in hospital with broken hip. Shock! Horror! Gasp! Panic! Loot! Riot!

    Seriously. We’re breeding a gang of pansies in Great Britain these days. One tiny little rumble and everyone goes on about it like it’s the end of the world.

    #314292

    Jimmy. Jimmy. Oh Jimmy Mack! When are you coming back?

    #313142

    Just be flattered that your personal life is so interesting that people are so desperate to know about it, PB !!

    I’ll keep your fetish for meeting up at the local carpark for bumsex with black midgets a secret, though. I would never give out private details of your life, such as that your Uncle Tony the Third recently had his thumbs chopped off for being seen talking to InterPol by your cousin Joey the Second who suspected he ratted your family out for importing prostitutes into the country from Eastern Europe.

    It’s all secret with me, my friend!

    #313198

    You support children being harmed by broken glass bottles and heroin needles? :?

    I’m not the one who belongs in a padded cell love if you condone such things.

    Perhaps it’s because you’re a litterbug yourself and you feel guilty because you’re the type of person who endangers innocent children’s lives?

    I think you should hang yourself for such evil. Not permanently though, I’m a liberal. I think 3 months hanging should suffice.

    #313240

    @sharongooner wrote:

    very cold here tooo :twisted: daves got the footy on and then I will catch up with what Ive recorded for the rest of the evening :wink: I might record tonights tales. Perhaps we should start our own thread before someone starts one saying “should wittering thread hijackers be put in prison” :lol:

    I think 3 months should suffice.

    #313281

    Was it Tony Montana?

    #312856

    @bat wrote:

    @smiley wrote:

    I tell you. Advanced WindowsCare, it’s freely available from download.com

    Anti-spyware, anti-malware, HDD error-fixer, registry-fixer, security defence, privacy-cleaner, disk-cleaner etc all in one. With the push of two buttons per day your computer will be sound as a pound.

    The first time you run it you’ll be guaranteed to have fixed over 20,000 problems no matter how good your current software you think is.

    Advanced WindowsCare. Download it and you need not worry about your computer again.

    I,ve got AVG and spyware detector Tommy. So is this Advanced Windows Care safe to use WITH all that, or do I delete it all first then download it? I did have a look and it looks good I must admit.I havn,t had the dreaded cleanator pop up yet though. If I had I,d be on the phone to my “technical advisor” :lol:

    It’s fine to use with any other software you have.

    #313196

    @bassingbourne55 wrote:

    I know you’ve posted a chain about putting all sorts into prison, but I’ll give a sensible reply to this thread.

    Leaving dangerous litter, like broken glass, should be seen as a separate, more serious offence. If you just happen to break a beer bottle, by accident, in a childrens’ playground, it should be your legal responsibility to clear up all the broken glass and the punishment for not doing so should include the possibility of prison in some cases.

    These are my real views. But I agree, Bassing! Littering is dangerous. Heroin needles, broken glass bottles. These people belong in prison, full stop!

    #122062

    @bat wrote:

    @smiley wrote:

    I had the biggest c0ck of my life up my ar/se today. That put a huge smile on my face.

    You dirty little git!! FFS. If I could I,d be cross with you and slap your legs, but you,d only like it. :wink: :lol:

    You know you laughed! :lol: That’s why you can’t be cross!

    I’m female now! My name’s Emily! Please address me as such :P

    I’m a super hot Israeli with long shiney brown hair, who moved to England when she was 6 because of Palestinian perverts harassing her.

    #313133

    @terry wrote:

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Take one tin of Pedigree Petfoods “Chum” and smear it liberally on a slice of bread coated with a good layer of dripping.

    Cost is only a few pence and it’s highly nutricious. If it works for dogs …………………???


    With you working at Aldi it works out even cheaper doesn’t it? :wink:

    PB works at Aldi?

    That means his job is still 100x better than your job.

    Go back to licking the road clean, kuntface!

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