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This is what you get when four great female vocalists get together. Reba McEntire, Trish Yearwood, Linda Davis and Martina McBride.
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This ones for you Blossom. Notice the uncanny resemblance?
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Thanks Divine, one of my fav songs. We called Mrs Johnson up quite a few times.
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For the attention of (the divine love) I have Added my personal details. Please look over them and get back to me
PERSONAL DETAILS & ATTRIBUTES
1 Name: Sophia (Sophia is my full, legal name. I have a one-word name.)
2 Marital status: Repeatedly. Children: various.
3 Sex: Occasionally.
4 I am 48 years old but have the facial hair of a 13-year-old.
5 I am 5ft 9in with green eyes and ears of approximately three inches in length.
6 Strengths: Really good at Lego.
7 I am fit as a fiddle with only chronic anxiety and recurring skin complaints on my immediate family’s list of medical conditions. (Cousin has diabetes but maybe not relevant?)
8 I am a marketing superstar with a “never settle for the best” attitude.
9 Most positive attribute: chatty.
10 Responsibility makes me nervous.
11 I am loyal and know when to keep my big trap shut.
12 Strong work ethic, attention to detail, team player, self-motivated, attention to detail.
12 I prefer a fast-paste work environment.
14 I believe in the quote “Who cares wins”.
15 I have an excellent track record, although I’m not a horse.
16 My infectious enthusiasm makes me a vital ass to any company.
17 I am a perfectionist with a keen I for details.
18 Much like the mighty Dyson vacuum cleaner, I am an innovative whirlwind in attractive packaging. It is my calling to be born along the dance floors and into the vip lounges of your company, sucking up every atom of creativity and vision.
19 I offer mediocrity at its best.
20 I’m worth investigating.
REASON FOR LEAVING PREVIOUS JOB1 Having to arrive at a certain hour doesn’t make sense to me.
2 Once again I was made a scapegoat for another person’s mistake.
3 I withered on the publishing vine and hit the bottle.
4 Contract terminated after I was overheard saying: “It would be a blessing to get fired.”
5 I thought the world was about to end.
6 Husband was boss, left me for waitress.
6 They stopped doing chips in the cafeteria.
Last but not least, I can double up for Saturday nights as a bouncer, I can stop the wrong sort women from getting in for example ( Women who look like tiny tim with long unnourished hair and a poker faced, these type are simply desperate women of the night. Those who pass my funky chicken dance test will be allowed into the VIP lounge. We need some good movers to get the punters spending money.
I eagerly await your response. Oh and how much per hour will I be on? Are tips counted? if they are you can piss off and give someone else the job.
All I ask is that you treat me no different than a Queen or princess.-
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