[Taffyfish]

@taffyfish wrote:

I thought about all the people i could change places with to do good things but i decided to be selfish and shallow..so id change places with Jensen Ackles wife/gf who ever she is..and if he doesnt have one..then he soon can!! LOL.

This is Jensen ladies in case u dont know who he is!

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@tatler wrote:

ALTOIDS MINTS AND ORAL SEX . An urban legend ?

Had the most interesting conversation with the top sales weasel at our company today. She came into my office and noticed I had a box of Altoids on my desk.

(Have you had them? They are these obnoxiously strong peppermints made in England.) As soon as she saw them, she burst into laughter. Turns out she had recently had an affair with a guy who called her and left her an incredibly steamy voice mail message after an encounter. He went on and on about what a blow job goddess she was, how amazing she was, how he’d never be the same, etc. She was kind of puzzled, thinking: what did I do to this guy that was so different from my regular technique
She finally figured it out: she’s a smoker, and before getting intimate with him, she had gone to the bathroom to “freshen up.” Not having a toothbrush, she crunched on about four Altoids and then got busy. Apparently things went amazingly.

So she passed this little tidbit on to another female sales weasel, who immediately tried it out on *her* fiance. Apparently this guy has never, ever been into oral sex, but liked the mint sensation so much that he asked her to stop and chew another Altoid mid-blow job. He is now a fellatio gourmand

This news has been going around our office. Having a box of Altoids on your desk is now like being part of the Secret Blowjob Goddess Society. It’s the equivalent of having the hottest car or coolest computer. News spread like crazy among the females, who all went out at lunch to Walgreens to buy a box of Altoids (about $2 for 100 or so), and their partners across the city tonight are getting one hell of a corporate blow job. As far as company-wide morale boosting events, it doesn’t get much better.

Some of the men found out, too — they went out after work to buy them for their wives. They strategized on how to get their wives to eat them.

This is no Urban Legend!! So im told!! :oops: LOL.

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I thought about all the people i could change places with to do good things but i decided to be selfish and shallow..so id change places with Jensen Ackles wife/gf who ever she is..and if he doesnt have one..then he soon can!! LOL.

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I regret reading these posts…all goes to ruin when Cosy gets on them!!

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@mrs_teapot wrote:

Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets.

Theres a lot of lonely people on these boards then Mrs T, with all the secrets knocking about lol.
:D :shock: :D

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TROUBLE!!

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Many dont have a SOH to begin with :P

How old am i?? :lol: :lol:

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@momentaryloss wrote:

Someone asking me to make a sound like an angry dog……..

Hmmmm….them voices in your head again mom????
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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