Urban Myths and Hoaxes ..

@tatler wrote:

HOAX CALLS .

Hoax callers in South Wales cost the local economy almost £400,000 a year, as well as putting people’s lives in danger.

A staggering 929 hoax calls were made to South Wales Fire and Rescue Service from 1st April 2007 to 31st March 2008, each costing around £650 to attend.

Malicious callers are not only an enormous drain on resources but their thoughtless behaviour endangers the lives and safety of the public.

Reckon this one will be commented on by you know who! :lol:

@tatler wrote:

ALTOIDS MINTS AND ORAL SEX . An urban legend ?

Had the most interesting conversation with the top sales weasel at our company today. She came into my office and noticed I had a box of Altoids on my desk.

(Have you had them? They are these obnoxiously strong peppermints made in England.) As soon as she saw them, she burst into laughter. Turns out she had recently had an affair with a guy who called her and left her an incredibly steamy voice mail message after an encounter. He went on and on about what a blow job goddess she was, how amazing she was, how he’d never be the same, etc. She was kind of puzzled, thinking: what did I do to this guy that was so different from my regular technique
She finally figured it out: she’s a smoker, and before getting intimate with him, she had gone to the bathroom to “freshen up.” Not having a toothbrush, she crunched on about four Altoids and then got busy. Apparently things went amazingly.

So she passed this little tidbit on to another female sales weasel, who immediately tried it out on *her* fiance. Apparently this guy has never, ever been into oral sex, but liked the mint sensation so much that he asked her to stop and chew another Altoid mid-blow job. He is now a fellatio gourmand

This news has been going around our office. Having a box of Altoids on your desk is now like being part of the Secret Blowjob Goddess Society. It’s the equivalent of having the hottest car or coolest computer. News spread like crazy among the females, who all went out at lunch to Walgreens to buy a box of Altoids (about $2 for 100 or so), and their partners across the city tonight are getting one hell of a corporate blow job. As far as company-wide morale boosting events, it doesn’t get much better.

Some of the men found out, too — they went out after work to buy them for their wives. They strategized on how to get their wives to eat them.

This is no Urban Legend!! So im told!! :oops: LOL.

@tatler wrote:

@anc wrote:

@tatler wrote:

HOAX CALLS .

Hoax callers in South Wales cost the local economy almost £400,000 a year, as well as putting people’s lives in danger.

A staggering 929 hoax calls were made to South Wales Fire and Rescue Service from 1st April 2007 to 31st March 2008, each costing around £650 to attend.

Malicious callers are not only an enormous drain on resources but their thoughtless behaviour endangers the lives and safety of the public.

Reckon this one will be commented on by you know who! :lol:

Who ? , its news printed in a paper and not my problem anc , cant see it affending anybody
And if it does then ” get a grip ” , sadly it seems on here too many are worried about haveing an
opinion , and what others think lately . Hope your well anc not seen you for a few days xx.

Nooooooooooo i was saying it taking the mickey! You’ll see anyway :lol:

@taffyfish wrote:

@tatler wrote:

ALTOIDS MINTS AND ORAL SEX . An urban legend ?

Had the most interesting conversation with the top sales weasel at our company today. She came into my office and noticed I had a box of Altoids on my desk.

(Have you had them? They are these obnoxiously strong peppermints made in England.) As soon as she saw them, she burst into laughter. Turns out she had recently had an affair with a guy who called her and left her an incredibly steamy voice mail message after an encounter. He went on and on about what a blow job goddess she was, how amazing she was, how he’d never be the same, etc. She was kind of puzzled, thinking: what did I do to this guy that was so different from my regular technique
She finally figured it out: she’s a smoker, and before getting intimate with him, she had gone to the bathroom to “freshen up.” Not having a toothbrush, she crunched on about four Altoids and then got busy. Apparently things went amazingly.

So she passed this little tidbit on to another female sales weasel, who immediately tried it out on *her* fiance. Apparently this guy has never, ever been into oral sex, but liked the mint sensation so much that he asked her to stop and chew another Altoid mid-blow job. He is now a fellatio gourmand

This news has been going around our office. Having a box of Altoids on your desk is now like being part of the Secret Blowjob Goddess Society. It’s the equivalent of having the hottest car or coolest computer. News spread like crazy among the females, who all went out at lunch to Walgreens to buy a box of Altoids (about $2 for 100 or so), and their partners across the city tonight are getting one hell of a corporate blow job. As far as company-wide morale boosting events, it doesn’t get much better.

Some of the men found out, too — they went out after work to buy them for their wives. They strategized on how to get their wives to eat them.

This is no Urban Legend!! So im told!! :oops: LOL.

It’s not Altoids. It’s your smoulering personality, sensitivity to a man’s needs and fantastic technique that does it.

Well, so I’ve been told anyway.

:lol: