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stories with no sense ?

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@moonshadow wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

But I did notice that Jadey always got a warm welcome there, and was never once treated like an alien.
Funny old life.

Yes she was often in for a nosy

8)

now sssshhhhhhhh moon.

Thin Ice practically lived there. . . . . . . . .

8)

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@cath 55 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

Voted No

5 minutes after succulent Jades put up this thread while shopping in LIDL.

Funny, didn’t have you down as someone who shopped in Lidl, thought you’d be an M&S kind of guy… :-

his opinion jen holds about as much weight as a lidl carrier bag ……… :- :wink:

you’ll keep, young lady

x

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@mrs_teapot wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

you obviously need to get out more.

Badminton could be an option. I tried it once but the horses didn’t like it. Failing that there’s Tai Chi while sticking pins in effigies. You could be good at that, or counting the flaky bits on a Ferrero Rocho that fall off before reaching your mouth. I came up with 52 last night.

Or selling pegs (door to door) carved like miniature American Presidents maybe ?

The choices are endless really, and you’re only limited by your imagination. Which seems to stretch to watching JC lobby . . . . . . .

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Well I don’t eat Ferrero Rocher….the pegs might be an idea…. hey thought of a good name for you though pseudo_intellectual suits you don’t you think?…. tries_hard could be another especially when trying to impress friends….. I understand.. truly I do :D

:D

You could well be right Mrs T !

But my friends aren’t on this site, or any other it seems. They’re mostly paying off expensive mortgages for broom cupboards in London, or trying to get access to their kids.

Have you ever seen ‘Life is Beautiful‘ ?………it’s starting on Sky Indie channel right now. God you’ll laugh if you can cope with subtitles.

But the ending will simply break your heart . . . .

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yes Jen, , yet again you’ve misread a post.

Time to edit once more ?
Hey it’s only rock and roll. . . . . . .

:-$

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@jen_jen wrote:

Notes that the 5 who voted no haven’t bothered to post to explain why…

Voted No

5 minutes after succulent Jades put up this thread while shopping in LIDL.

Hanging is far too good for them, and in the circumstances would be a positively kind act for humanity. Bunch of reprobates disgust me.

But I did notice that Jadey always got a warm welcome when visiting the room there, and was never once treated like an alien. Funny old life.

8)

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Four…..Hundred……Fu/cking . . . Pages… . . . . . . . .

:shock:

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@rubyred wrote:

now.. before ye all start shang a langing along . . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . Dangbloodynation.

Rod Stewart wore a tartan scarf and he was once a Face right ?
I found it essential to wear one myself over the school uniform, well the half that my parents could afford, the rest was discarded wallpaper and inventive use of magic marker. I sure impressed young and ok Maggie May back in the day.

Walked 3 miles home, saving the bus fare for sweets, in that heat of a summer proclaiming my allegiance to some clan. And who should appear on TOTP ? Yep, Les and the boys waving the scarves over their well-tussled mullets, and bang went any street-cred that only existed in my own imagination anyway. I hear Bad Manners is still saving up for the first two Rollers’ albums.

Maybe Jamie Reid saw me from the bus and got some ideas I dunno . . . . . . .

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@irish_lucy wrote:

How do we get him to re-open without the input of the WI

Beg him to make some nettleberry jam in true WI chairperson stylee, while singing ‘Jerusalem’ as he goes topless for a calendar.
It’s our only hope . . . . . . .

(suddenly destroys computer)

:lol: :lol:

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. . . . . . . . . . . . .put on your red shoes and dance the blues………..ziggyman

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry

??

(sways through the crowd to an empty space)

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