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    @anc wrote:

    well, sowwie, I was just warning peeps fgs!

    Fair enough. The thread obviously has a lot of relevance here.
    In recognition of that fact I’ll throw in an exclamation mark with a smiley ! :D

    #488841

    :D

    #488789

    @anc wrote:

    If anyone receives an email from me, it is NOT me. I will post, when I get it back. However I have been told because it is AVG who have intercepted you know who, other spammers can get in whilst they deal with it. I dunno if it is true or not, but, please do NOT open anything you think is from me, cos that is the way anyone can get into your account.Hope it hasn’t happened. meIt is probably best unless you know them, met them or spoken to them on the telephone. It is a bit spooky – I will be gutted if I can’t get my email addy back, because some of the contacts I m s n, no longer go into jc – are in faraway lands, and do not have my tel no, for obvious reasons (France). However, I am going to send a letter/post card to the one’s I have, to explain, that unfortunately, I have NOT keeled over quite yet Laughing I will be really p’d off with the people I frequently send jokes, share a mail, m s n with who I cannot contact if they don’t look in here.I am rather relying on the fact that others speak to them too and the word will be passed around. Knock on wood, cross fingers and toes etc that I will get it back. All I can say is thank GOD for skype – I still have contact with hubby and my two offspring If I didn’t have that, I would be really really down in the dumps.

    fascinating.

    JC must have had so much potential in the early days.
    Now look what’s left.

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    #460102

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    No birthday cakes in heaven
    For there, we do not age
    And live for long at seven
    ….(-teen . . . added the sage).

    Birthdays are for mothers,
    Each button one they sew
    To prime their kids for others
    As summer waits for snow.

    The web I think is funny . . .
    Sifting sands along the coast,
    And sites go bust with money !
    We like, who we like, most.

    Card’s dealt in love and often hate:
    This ‘woman’ and this ‘fella’,
    Could they ? . . . . akshooally . . . be Kate ?
    . . . . . I think it’s cinderella.

    In nightwalks some will search about
    And then cast thoughts, upon a place.
    Between the lines you’ve sussed them out
    A lonely face cannot embrace.

    On boards they might impress,
    In chat they often loaf.
    Some posts are just a mess ?
    We all know who does both.

    D. Parker said that winds will dance
    While brave stars stand there blinking,
    This might just be your only chance
    To know what some are thinking.

    I’ve rattled this off quickly
    (words come quick inside my head),
    By all means find it sickly !
    Happy Birthday Ruby Red.

    x t

    June Tabor – And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda

    Tinariwen – Matadjem Yinmixan

    Kate and Anna McGarrigle – Talk to Me of Mendocino

    Wagner – Tristan und Isolde (Liebestod)

    Can – Mushroom

    Lotte Lenya – Alabama Song (Part 14)

    Ethiopiques – Tekle Tesfa-Abadit

    Janis Joplin – Cry Baby

    L L Cool J – Going Back to Cali

    Billie Holiday and Lester Young – Fine and Mellow

    John McCormack – Macushla

    Uncloudy Day – The Staple Singers

    Joseph Canteloube – Chants d’Auvergne (Bailero)

    Diana Krall – Baby, Baby all the Time

    Pogues – Ballad of Jesse James

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    #488366

    :D

    #488318

    @rubyred wrote:

    bunsen burners !!! now we are talking ! we made hooch with the full blessing of derek selby.Who told us we could stick a needle through the iris of an eyeball ! He would have a cigarette as dorothy low ( wild child that made the rest of us look like bairns) made him erect. Openly burst thermomoters to play with the mercury/quick silver. we were 14 years old ! Poor derek was sacked and replaced with the strictest science teacher EVER !! He ws still there when my son went to the school.. and i ws not scared of him anymore and he looked tiny ! He claimed he could not remember me.. I was tempted to show him the bruising caused by his belt, as i giggled over the word TESS TOSS TERONE !! he almost spat in my face as he made me say it over and over..raving loony !! but fook me i passed all my science/a.p.h exams :)

    Haven’t got the faintest idea what you’re on about.
    Still love you

    #488209

    @a certain sadness wrote:

    I have a 100 quid to play with and im looking for some ideas to make money.

    Sleep with me and I’ll pay you the same amount. Now we have 200 quid. I then get you bumped off by someone in a Bogart mask for £19.50., including VAT.

    With the resultant £180.50 I invest in stocks and shares and before you can say ‘why the hell did I join JC’ . . . . I’m facing Sean Connery while stroking a pus/sy cat on my lap and acting too cool for school.

    8) 8)

    OK HE WINS (lets face it he’s Sean Connery ffs) . . . .but . . I come out of it all with a slightly disfigured face and £105.00 in very small coins, which I then spend on your headstone.

    It’s a win win situation from where I’m standing.

    #488242

    @Chaeleon wrote:

    Yesterday this site displayed a banner against the censorship.
    Irony as my thread about Kenty and Thin has been deleted.
    Did Thin threaten Kenty to get it removed? 8)

    Nope.
    It only got deleted because no message board can handle you.

    They can try but your incoherent typing is too powerful. In fact you’re a legend in your own shower, and no one in the history of the world understood irony as well as you. You may in fact be the long -awaited messiah of free speech.

    After reading this you’ll undoubtedly sleep very well, and that makes me more happy than you’ll ever realise.

    #488316

    Bunsen Burners.……………..too many to relate. Maybe one day someone will start a bunsen burner thread. We live in hope.

    Strip Poker with no lessons on last day of school . . . . . . . . . ok, I’ll admit, 20 years later I was still a virgin.

    Rugby when you missed the last lesson explaining rules and then they threw the ball at you, just as the elastic on your shorts snapped . . . . . . don’t even even go there . . . . .

    #488363

    :lol:

    ok carry on, was just wondering. . . . .

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