Books about ancient stones, Napoleon’s generalship, and of course football. A belt.
Jogging bottoms, a couple of goldfish (shared) the usual socks and cheap toiletries. Dvd of a Coppola film that no one will know.
Two beautiful glass mirrors (shared)). Some skunk seeds and a hat. Hanging window ornament thingy (shared). . . . . .
Out of that lot I’m choosing the cheap deodorant as my fave. Been beating the wife off with a stick since Boxing Day.
consistently complaining about British Questions (as best he could with his american connection) during quizzes run on an Engish Chat site . . . . .
to really comprehend an advanced level of femininity that you can only aspire to.