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@nemesis wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@tom wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

Met someone who has a plot of land with an ENORMOUS hole in it. I mean a really big hole like football stadium size. It was excavated by an aggregates company for sand or something.

What would YOU do with a giant hole in the ground ?

Land fill and car park have already been suggested.

:-k :-k :-k

Buy some lead, titanium, a ventilation & air filtration system, some canned food, a comfortable bed, bottles of whisky and wine or other alcoholic beverages that only get better aged and you have yourself a nuclear bunker. :)

awwww :( i thought that when i first read the thread…….wish i’d posted it now :(

Or we could buy more land.

Then fill in the hole from the land we’ve just bought !

So how you going to fill that hole then?

I was being ironic.
Only an idiot would question irony.

And that’s when you turned up.

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You

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4. Because I’m here, lush and flicking my hair at all the big bad posters.
x

Football has gone middle-eastern.
The world cup , our top teams….. what is happening to the national game ?

oops wrong thread
:D

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MALONE.
He will get over it alright enough. Men thrive better on disappointments in love than on disappointments in money. I daresay you think that sordid; but I know what I’m talking about. My father died of starvation in Ireland in the black 47, maybe you’ve heard of it.

VIOLET.
The Famine ?

MALONE. (with smouldering passion).
No, the starvation. When a country is full of food, and exporting it, there can be no famine. My father was starved dead, and I was starved out to America in my mother’s arms. English rule drove me and mine out of Ireland. Well, you can keep Ireland. I and my like are coming back to buy England, and we’ll buy the best of it.

Act 4
Man and Superman

George Bernard Shaw

Famine Memorial, Dublin

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It’s very unusual to see a thread with over a hundred views and zero replies . . . . . until this one.

Must be that whole dodgy chat/real life interface thing, where extremely anonymous peeps click-on wanting to see pictures, get disappointed, and just end up not understanding why one of the participants is posting in the middle of said evening.
8)

But then I belong to another site where, if you express any normal inclination to meet chatters, the owners immediately iggy you upon logging in and regard you as some kind of scum.
:D

Flips wanted to go, because she’s genuinely friendly and inquisitive, and I considered it deeply.

I’ll probably unshackle her in the morning.

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@rubyred wrote:

cheers.. I know you ger to touch her,,

shes’d a germ free adolecent, friendlies is her confession..

cleans her teeth teeth 10 times a day,, brush awah.. the SR wy..

RIP Poly………. btw.

Beautiful woman x

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@pikey wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

If the ethics behind the sermon are absolute and unbending, and are agreed with across all faiths, does the past and current state of the world make it impossible to live up to them ?
Because even if we try, failure seems inevitable.

Which then leads to a schizophrenic (ie normal) way of living where everyone knows what is right, and invariably pretends to do so, but NO ONE actually conforms for a myriad of reasons.

We only have those who pretend.

Why even say the Lords Prayer at the christening / marriage/ funeral of loved ones if the tenets aren’t ever adhered to ?
This seems to be a universal betrayal of love to those we profess dearest.

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This is silly. Do excuse my sojourn in to your barbaric depths, F3ers, I won’t be long.

The British Empire was founded on cups of tea and the the playing fields of Eton. It is not the winning but the taking part in good spirit that is important. Judge not, that ye be not judged.

And lawks save me from the last Polly Styrene left in the shop.

Amen, hallelujah, hosannah and all that.

Pip pip.

ahhh but pikes……….. while you’re pointing fingers someone else is judging you. The eternal conundrum of replying on a message board strikes again.

Let’s face it, we’re all damned to a hellhole thats akin to the normal day to day existence of a Tottenham supporter. And I believe that out of all the JJB Sports retail outlets that were valiantly and nobly looted recently in support of the people’s democratic action against oppression, that district was first. Marley was evidently right to turn his dreadlocks towards Highbury.

8)

Society’s morals may be going ever-more southwards but at least we can all wear decent trainers, and you know very well what I’m getting at.

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oh I never doubted your honesty Jen, nor your timing or standards of compassion. Only your humanity. :wink:
The rest is just stuff you tacked on afterwards in self-defence at my cheekiness.

I’ll concede that neither of us knows on this subject really. We can really only judge ourselves and even then fail miserably. It’s like . . . . . . why are my best friends alcoholics ?

No matter how many times I tell them they’re far more cool sober, and this is exceedingly true, but they never quite get it.

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Brian Cox played the best Hannibal Lecter ever.

I’d listen to whatever he said about anything, including verrucas

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@jen_jen wrote:

ignorance is bliss?

Bliss is a totally unrequired condition in many situations. I lived in the capital of Bliss once, and it’s extremely over-rated. My whole existence was based on pure happiness and joy, undisturbed by gain or loss.

And then not only did Arsenal concede an obviously offside goal, but the sun exploded, which was nearly even worse.

I hated Bliss, and moved to the suburbs.

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