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Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today

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Smiling at the text my daughter sent listing the things she’d like for her 21st and laughing at the thought of her face when she sees what i got her :D

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raped :roll:

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cabbage

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Break it off into small pieces and smuggle it into your mouth behind your hand

tut susie lol [-X

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strength

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Friends are those rare people that ask how you are…………. then wait for an answer

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Looks at Jen in a whole new light and smiles :)

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Suggest he sucks on a smartie Jen :wink:

Mr V is rarely ill but it does always seem like a competition……

ie:
Me: I’m sooo tired
Him: I’m more tired

Me:I barely slept last night
Him: I didn’t sleep at all

Me: My back hurts
Him: Mine’s killing me

Me: I’m hungry
Him: I’m starving

Me: I don’t fancy work today
Him: Don’t think i’ll bother (hes self employed)

Me: I’d like to watch this (on telly)
Him: No way its rubbish

Me: I’m going to bed to watch this
Him: Yeah i’m coming too but i’m not watching that rubbish

Me: Sorry i’m late home was really busy, what do you fancy for dinner
Him: Oh thats ok whatever you fancy making

Ok whose patio can i bury him under :-k

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Never expect back as much as you give… it saves on being disappointed

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