Grumpy Old Women

@kent f OBE wrote:

Jen I can’t believe how patient you are…unless that was an edited version :lol: I would have lost my rag alot earlier and definitely left the house to go shopping :lol:

It was edited…I was actually a lot more patient than that :lol:

Not so patient today though…he’s at home sick, I’m at work and not feeling 100% BUT I have taken my echinacea and vitamin C with Zinc and my paracetamol so I’m starting to feel better (I don’t have the luxury of taking the day off and going back to bed!).

Cue phonecall:
Him (pathetic voice): hiya it’s me
Me: Hiya you, how are you feeling?
Him: Pants…I think the hot water tank has started leaking.
Me: OK have you put something underneath it to catch the water and called the plumber?
Him: I can’t quite get to it…I haven’t got any energy (still in a pathetic voice)
Me: Well stick a towel or something under it and call Phil
Him: There’s a damp patch coming through on the ceiling
Me: So stick a towel or something under it and call Phil
Him: I don’t need this right now

Rest of conversation edited for our more sensitive readers!

I do have to say in his defence that he isn’t usually like this…or he’d be under the patio by now!!! :twisted:

all these disatisfied women
why dont you just dump them if their are so bad

oh but then you wont have nothing to moan about

You’re welcome :lol:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Suggest he sucks on a smartie Jen :wink:

Mr V is rarely ill but it does always seem like a competition……

ie:
Me: I’m sooo tired
Him: I’m more tired

Me:I barely slept last night
Him: I didn’t sleep at all

Me: My back hurts
Him: Mine’s killing me

Me: I’m hungry
Him: I’m starving

Me: I don’t fancy work today
Him: Don’t think i’ll bother (hes self employed)

Me: I’d like to watch this (on telly)
Him: No way its rubbish

Me: I’m going to bed to watch this
Him: Yeah i’m coming too but i’m not watching that rubbish

Me: Sorry i’m late home was really busy, what do you fancy for dinner
Him: Oh thats ok whatever you fancy making

Ok whose patio can i bury him under :-k

he he he know that one all too well :lol:

least you have conversations lol
mine would be

ME ..hi dear
Him.. EH
Me.. i said hi dear
Him.. oh
Me.. have a nice day ?
Him.. hmm
Me.. Well i’ve been busy i tidied the house and cooked the tea
Him.. Great
Me.. Then i jumped off a tall building
Him.. did you
Me.. Yes then i slept with your brother
Him ..uh huh
Me ..yes he was better than you
Him.. yeah
Me.. shall i put some arsenic on your dinner
Him.. yeah
Me.. are you listening to me
Him.. What did you say ?
Me.. Oh nothing
Him.. ok
:roll: