@(f)politics? wrote:
least you have conversations lol
mine would be
ME ..hi dear
Him.. EH
Me.. i said hi dear
Him.. oh
Me.. have a nice day ?
Him.. hmm
Me.. Well i’ve been busy i tidied the house and cooked the tea
Him.. Great
Me.. Then i jumped off a tall building
Him.. did you
Me.. Yes then i slept with your brother
Him ..uh huh
Me ..yes he was better than you
Him.. yeah
Me.. shall i put some arsenic on your dinner
Him.. yeah
Me.. are you listening to me
Him.. What did you say ?
Me.. Oh nothing
Him.. ok
:roll:
HER hello
HIM hello
HER I witnessed a huge accident today
HIM (expecting gory details) what happened
HER Well i got up about 7.30 I was gonna get up at 7 but thought i’d have another half hour, anyway I had breakfast, porridge for a change cause we were out of cornflakes, got ready and went out, oh who do you think i bumped into, Mrs Johnson, their Jenny’s at university now but their Ernie still hasn’t got a job, to be honest i dont think he will he’s a lazy little sod but i didnt tell her that, anyway I’ve popped in the shop and guess what ? No American Tan tights …….. blah blah blah blah
HIM ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz