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    @thin ice wrote:

    if your sha gging his brother why cant i have a lil go

    Gawd, i’m not ACTUALLY doing, thats the point :lol:

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    Cas

    @Rosepetal wrote:

    Men are such slobs, the binmen left the lid open on my bin today and it was full of rain water and skanky stuff! And why is it that stupid postman can read the address on my letters but he can’t read the sign that says please shut the fcking gate!

    Cos that’d come under the category of multi-taskin Rose, and we all know that men can just about do ONE! thing at a time, much less two!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #436249

    awww

    all you lonely people

    #436250

    @(f)politics? wrote:

    least you have conversations lol
    mine would be

    ME ..hi dear
    Him.. EH
    Me.. i said hi dear
    Him.. oh
    Me.. have a nice day ?
    Him.. hmm
    Me.. Well i’ve been busy i tidied the house and cooked the tea
    Him.. Great
    Me.. Then i jumped off a tall building
    Him.. did you
    Me.. Yes then i slept with your brother
    Him ..uh huh
    Me ..yes he was better than you
    Him.. yeah
    Me.. shall i put some arsenic on your dinner
    Him.. yeah
    Me.. are you listening to me
    Him.. What did you say ?
    Me.. Oh nothing
    Him.. ok
    :roll:

    HER hello
    HIM hello
    HER I witnessed a huge accident today
    HIM (expecting gory details) what happened
    HER Well i got up about 7.30 I was gonna get up at 7 but thought i’d have another half hour, anyway I had breakfast, porridge for a change cause we were out of cornflakes, got ready and went out, oh who do you think i bumped into, Mrs Johnson, their Jenny’s at university now but their Ernie still hasn’t got a job, to be honest i dont think he will he’s a lazy little sod but i didnt tell her that, anyway I’ve popped in the shop and guess what ? No American Tan tights …….. blah blah blah blah
    HIM ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    [-X

    :lol:

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