[Velvet 1]

1. I work with 15 men and no women

2. I work with 15 women and no men

3. I never have to fetch my own coffee

[Velvet 1]

@kent f OBE wrote:

1 i can play the clarinet

2 i can play the guitar

3 i can play the piano

No 2 me thinks :wink:

[Velvet 1]

There’s just no pleasing some foil tut

Ok lets remove the speedos…. add some cute swim shorts, a shy smile and squash the ego… will that do ladies 8)

[Velvet 1]

Neither of my parents have wills and refuse point blank to discuss the matter… they’re both in their 80’s, I have 3 siblings and know for a fact that my sister will turn up with a Pickfords van the day they go off to pastures green. Good Luck to her when i’ve had conversations with my mother about possessions etc I just say ” mum, sell them and enjoy it now”. I would never squabble over what they leave when they go and fingers crossed they live til their 100.

Mr Velvet and I made wills years ago when the children were little as a friends of mine died in a car accident and their was a dreadful custody case by both sets of grandparents. Now my children are older they can have whatever I leave behind and share it equally ( a few buttons and a bit of fluff last time I looked) :roll:

[Velvet 1]

Watched my wedding video recently cos it was my anniversary…. made me cry cos so many people in it are no longer with us…. the kids I must say did laugh and say ” Oh my god mum what was dad wearing !!!! “

[Velvet 1]

More times than I care to remember………………….

Have you ever been caught in a compromising position by the old bill in a car or alley way for that matter ?

[Velvet 1]

I am a smoker ( a considerate one i hope) and I’ve never voted Labour and never ever will

[Velvet 1]

@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

in a cold shower? :?

That would depend on who was in the cold shower :D

But if a cold shower adversely affects a man’s mojo (which no man has commented on yet) why would you want to get in the shower with him? Unless you didn’t fancy him…in which case why are you getting in the shower with him? :?

Still with me? I think I need a coffee before I type anything else… :lol:

Gave this some thought………….. how about if the cold shower was one of those at the edge of the beach ( the ones you use to rinse the sand off) and the chap was lathered in ambre solair and built like Adonis in widdy widdy black speedos and your skin was all hot and tingly………… yep I gave this far too much though :oops:

[Velvet 1]

@jen_jen wrote:

in a cold shower? :?

That would depend on who was in the cold shower :D

[Velvet 1]

I wish …………………………………………….. well if I keep my wish a secret maybe one day it will come true :)

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