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hope you ave a happy crimbo pet and im soooooooooooo jealous of you.. :lol: :lol:
@ugo wrote:
Has anyone ever tried it ?
just bought a tube off ebay .cant try it for five days as the bloody decorators are in grrrrrrrrrrrr ……. :x
wot for both ov you ?
i thought it was a sharing thing ?@preston wrote:
I’m pissed off that I have a £10,000 student loan to pay off (thanks to Tony Blair) and at this rate I won’t be able to buy a house unless I continue to work seven days a week for the next 6 years…
i kn guarantee t dunt get any better pal ive worked 6 days a week for the last 30 odd years along with draggin rug rats up and looking after husbands pets and in laws. and you think a student loan is a pi**er. ha ha ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol:
its not even a car loan ffs. just sit back relax have a day off and enjoy life pet. otherwise youll end up like me. a twisted evil ole redhead with a bad attitude…. its not all ba honest. :wink:@rainbowbrite wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
@rainbowbrite wrote:
Lump of coal for PB on Christmas day then eh?
We should sit PB infront of a TV and make him watch “It’s a Wonderful Life” on loop until he takes all that back.
(However i agree about the Turkey part…. i go vegetarian for the Chirstmas season)
Ugh … ugh … how utterly ghastly. Oh …. and I forgot that you are forced to watch that dead bloke …. what’s he called ….. oh yes, Steve McQueen in that 1936 film in black & white all about some bloody delinquent in WW2 getting his just deserts from the Hun.
It’s on it 148th annual repeat now isn’t it?
Add:
Zulu
Mary Poppins
Santa Clause the Movie
The Wizard of Oz
james Bond films.. Moonraker is always a hit with the oldies.Any more?
Oh and maybe McDonalds will bring out the McTurkey burger for the chavs.
they already have matey its called the festive burger. chicken an bacon. ugh!
theyve got sweetmince and custard tarts to burn yer mouth with as well, and of course the xmas mcflurry in some disgusting flavour which i didnt see.oh no not sprouts ! i love em as does tother alf but he also loves guinness. and believe me together them two are lethal. he actually made me sick one year with the stink… oooooooooooooh no …. :lol: :lol: :lol:
personality
sence of humour.
and that thing when you just look at each other and you know exactly what the other is thinking. [especially when some HUGE teenager walks in the pub wearing a belly top and low slung jeans and you both choke on yer pints laughing, without even looking at each other. dya get me ?
oh yes and a sex drive to match every oppertunity.[if ya get me ?] :wink:
and the ability to say sod it and make up before bed time when ya have a scrap over the bloody kids nicking his tool kit or the dog eating his new bike boots.. :shock: :shock: :shock:@forumhostpb wrote:
I hate Christmas with a passion – it is a bloody terrible time of year. Why can’t we simply cancel it ….. permanently.
It gets dark early; the shops all charge outrageous prices for utter rubbish; you can’t even walk along the street without some ghastly drunken female vomiting the contents of her smelly fat guts all over her clothes and the pavement.
People you dislike intensly and wish they’d die of some dreadful disease insist on sending you cards with a religious theme (when the nearest they’ve been to a church is passing one on their way to the STFD clinic) – and then they complain when they don’t get a card in return.
Relatives you utterly hate and wish they’d get on with it and die, if only to leave others some money, insist on spending a ”family Christmas” with you – basically so they can eat too much; drink too much; and squabble over the TV remote control.
Stupid people spend far too much on pointless presents as a substitute for showing their illegitimate offspring any real affection – or they buy them grossly expensive electronic toys, thus condemning them to a lifetime of illiteracy and total social inadequacy.
You are forced into eating bloody Turkey for every meal for weeks afterwards. You cannot go out to any restaurant without being deafened by a bunch of boring louts from some local semi-solvent company having their ”Office Christmas Party” – i.e. yet another excuse to get drunk, take drugs and have unprotected sex in a shop doorway with anybody that happens to be passing at the time.
And best of all – Jesus Christ wasn’t even born on 25th December – so what’s the point of it all?????
i reckon your gunna get a visit from 3 ghosts in a week or two :lol: :lol: :lol:
have a little christmas spirit pet it may slackenyer ass a bit.. :lol: :lol: :lol:do they do baileys flavour for the christmas rush ? :lol:
theyre all bleeding bonkers the lotof em !
did ye see em on the news .scrawny ugly bearded maniacs, rantin ravin. wavin their swords and machetes around and screemin like a pack of banshees. and thats only the women..and they want us to think that theyre civilised. ?? ffs ive got a dog with better manners and people skills.
not only are they nauseating human beings they are dangerously close to making serious demands of our government. such a pushing for further sharia courts and government funding.
we just bent over and let ourselves be shafted again here ?
although i will say it was very pleasant to see a lot of english muslim people talking and openly saying that this has been a rediculous situation.
these people are a credit to their community and ours for doing this. if only more of them would offer up evil hate filled clerics and terror suspects, and come out and condemn them. or we will continue putting screaming lunatics waving swords.as the islam we see.theres something decidedly dodgy goin on wi that bear if you ask me.
how do we know how old he is ?
or his past ? for all we know, he could be 50 years old !!!
and sleeping with all those poor little girls!!!!!!
good god man ! he even slept with the little boys, didnt he !
im not suprised the other teacher shopped him…
he,s not all that hes cracked up to . that little fella isnt.. quite right ????
