Unexpected things people say.

What unlikely or untypical things have you heard people say.

Years ago I was on a National Express coach waiting to depart from Norwich bus station. The driver was walking up and down the aisle asking if everone was OK before we set off. An elderly called out to the driver.
Elderly lady: “Is this a Leyland?”
Driver: “Yes, it is.”
Elderly lady: “Ooh good! I like Leylands”.