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As I was walking along one day
A little bird flew over me
And As I got a poop in my eye
I said Im glad that cows dont fly@sharongooner wrote:
As I was walking along one day
A little bird flew over me
And As I got a poop in my eye
I said Im glad that cows dont flyLMAO sharon , a little alcohol fuelled were we last night lolol, hope the head aint too bad today xxxxx
Yep Cath but you gotta admit Im a happy little soak! :lol: x
There was a young lady from Hitching,
who kept scratching her arse in the kitchen!her mother said “Rose” crabs i suppose…
Rose said “Boll*cks” ged on with ya knitting :D
int it a pity
she/s only on ti/tty
to feed the baby on
the poor little fooker
as only one sucker
to gnash his gums upon.shall I do the woman from Ealing one? :lol:
:lol: ok for those that aint heard it or lived sheltered lives here it is;
There was a young woman from Ealing
Who felt a peculiar feeling
So she laid on her back
And open her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling!Im not the pheasant plucker
Im the pheasant plucker’s son
And I’ll be plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant plucker comes… and that was just as hard to type as it is to say.
@sharongooner wrote:
:lol: ok for those that aint heard it or lived sheltered lives here it is;
There was a young woman from Ealing
Who felt a peculiar feeling
So she laid on her back
And open her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling!OMG! shazz…aint ever heard that one :lol: :lol:
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