Contentment

A woman walks up to a wrinkled old man sitting on a park bench, ‘You look very contented,’she says.’What’s your secret for a long, happy life?’ ‘I smoke sixty cigarettes a day,’replies the man. ‘I drink a crate of beer a week. Eat nothing but fatty meat,and never exercise.’ ‘That’s amazing,’ says the woman. ‘And just how old are you?’ The man replies ,’Twenty-six.’