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  • #1099901

    Well I think I can speak for everyone here when I say these clowns sure pick their moments.

    As you guys no im off duty from betting shop runs chat dutys and other important duties.

    Ive just settled down with a can of red stripe nice herbal fag sure enough knock at the door.

    Ive looked out the window 2 blokes in suits and they had strange eyes wft do these want I thought?

    Ive gone to the door and sure enough its our jehovas witnesses friends.

    1st thing he did was look at my can of larger and he crinkled his nose.

    Cut a long story short I let them speak for about 2 minutes then I thought fk this the footballs on in 30 minutes so I unzipped and started weeing on my doorstep well maintaining eye contact I might add.

    Il show you whos in charge I thought.

    Do you no what I said guys well looking at his urine soaked farah trousers there is a god because if you would have knocked this time yesterday I would have really been upset.

    Anyway they gave me a copy of the watchtower ive read it cover to cover and im thinking about becoming one. I  belive this was fate.

    #1099902

    I have never had a chat with one of them..they aren’t there long enough. No thanks,door shut..simple,

    Same with talk talk. they dont come round any more….cant think why..🤔

    #1099917

    i open the door to one, one time and i had 666 shirt on, anyway he and his mate reversed back.

    i wish people stop asking for cash when i am walking on the path, i got pissed off with some homeless guy a few days ago i thougth it was one i told other times no i dont have coins atm ,and i  told him not to ask me again, and threaten him one day as i was grumpy, anyway i though it was him again but it was some other homeless person, anyway i seen him come near me, so i took my earphones out and said FUCK OFF! i shouted it in front him, then he did f off, it just pisses me off as that same day i seen one or more exp cars, yet the uk have homeless and even more homeless now, it is a joke, also dont want some relgious person trying to make me one of them, if god was real, satun wud be beating it up easy.

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    #1099939

    Well that title was misleading I was expecting a thread where you discussed franks with jehovas witnesses

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    #1099940

    And I dont think just nothing quite understands the god Satan dynamic satan just an angel who fell not on the same cosmic power as a god

    #1099941

    Paige I too have been misled im afraid.

    Ive just read this watchtower magazine sober and the jist of it is if I give them 25pc of my wages, when judgement day comes I will be swept up by some sort of rapture.

    Just applied for a job at my local garden center as this seems a great deal.

    #1099942

    Just nothing these things are sent to test us.

    But you no who annoys me more than beggars jn

    Those so called charity workers who dance infront of you on the high street asking you to sign your life away.

    These people don’t care about the charity, as they are on wages.

    Fluffers people call them I think?

    #1099947

    Paige I too have been misled im afraid.

    Ive just read this watchtower magazine sober and the jist of it is if I give them 25pc of my wages, when judgement day comes I will be swept up by some sort of rapture.

    Just applied for a job at my local garden center as this seems a great deal.

    Reminds me of Harold Camping…remember that crazy dude who reckoned the rapture was coming..and all his gullible followers actually sold their houses and left their jobs! Then on the big day,their eyes turned skyward waiting….and….nothing. Needless to say Mr Camping went into hiding shortly after.  What a prat.

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    #1099948

    Well the garden centre just got back to me not taking anyone on at the moment they reckon.

    Was all going well tell I mentioned I needed some cash because the raptures coming.

    Dunno what im going to tell these guys now probably going to have to come clean and tell them in unemployed.

    #1099956

    Well milky don’t expect me to join you on door to door visits. I will be sleeping in on those days. I prefer newspaper too by the way, coffee, my feet up. Thank you. See you later. X

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