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a light hearted thread of favourite quotes from chatters from the past year without anyone getting offended.
My favourite for this year on a reccy to Forum One was:-
WearingMyMothersHairnet:: You live in Bradford thats the biggest shyte hole ever.
BradfordMale: Well yer mum loves it when she comes to visit me.
(Names and places have been changed to protect the people that make me chuckle)
Okay my fav was……
Big Boy – Would you like to pop over and see my flat…..?
ScouseGal – Your flat what ?????
Tee Hee xxx :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
This is another chatters one i picked up lol I think chessy will have loads of them lol……….
Chatter 1.. would you like to see me on cam?
Chatter 2.. Why are you an actor? :lol:Stockings fan…………… Do you wear Stockings?
Chatter reply……………. Only when I’m robbin banks!!
Him: Do you want a toyboy?
Her: Sure, I’m 18, how old are you?and
Him: I love the older woman
Her: Why?
Him: Because they’re experienced.
Him: How old are you?
Her: I’m 52 and I’m a virginRegular Forum 3 chatter – Ive always wanted to be a Barester.
Wordsworth – Being able to spell it would be a good start!
@Rosepetal wrote:
Regular Forum 3 chatter – Ive always wanted to be a Barester.
Wordsworth – Being able to spell it would be a good start!
:lol: :lol: he does have a very apt name . . I love the retorts he comes out with !
Great idea for a thread rosie!!! xx
him: is my willy small
her: yes
him: how do u know
her: cos girls talk
him: really?
her: yep
him: what they say
her: that you’re miniscule
him: they r wrong
him: :(
him: im hung like a whale:lol: :lol:
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