Clint Eastwood

As I pointed the Magnum at my wife’s face, I couldn’t help but utter those immortal words…

“I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”

“Stop fucking about and eat your Ice cream” she said.