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Elvis was In The Ghetto taking his Hound Dog for a walk. As he strolled along…
*continue Elvis’s story making at least one reference to a song he sang or a lyric(s) from his songs.
.. Towards Heartbreak Hotel, he thought “It’s Now Or Never” and decided to finally confront his mate King Creole.
“Marie’s The Name Of His Latest Flame” he muttered to the rather Moody Blue hotel porter “And she is Always On My Mind! Oh I Can’t Help It I’m In Love With The Girl Of My Best Friend!
Uh huh”“Don’t Be Cruel!” the porter retorted.
“Lord Almighty.. I Feel My Temperature Rising” shouted The King Of Rock n Roll as he ran across the hotel lobby..
… the porter sighed, and shook his head
“Suspicious minds … “
“We Can’t Go On Together,” Elvis said to his Hound Dog and handed him to the porter
Then he carried on running across the lobby in his Blue Suede Shoes. “I have to woo her,” he said to himself, “and prove to her I don’t have a Wooden Heart.”
On his way…
… he hurried past a chambermaid, who swooned and wished he would
“Love me Tender” …
until she saw him evolve from his leather jacket to his soldier’s uniform to his strange cape and Macdonald’s Hamburger size, and wondered whether he could survive without a wooden heart, and sighed loudly that “there’s no strings attached to this heart of mine?”
But she wondered if she would ever want to Wear His Ring Around Her Neck due to his publically advertised colon problems.
As Elvis ran towards the lift, a member of the Dixie (Land) Chicks held the door open for him. “Ta, love,” said Elvis, “you’re a Flaming Star!”
Elvis…
thought … she’s such a
“Hard headed woman”!!
. . . but if I can dream, maybe I can soften her wooden heart . . .
or maybe…what if…. you’re the devil in disguise…. :shock:
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