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I’ve got in a dating profile, to say what I’m like.
“Shy-at-first male, 28, dark hair/brown eyes, medium build, GSOH, like clubs, pubs, cinema, reading and walks, WLTM female for relationship.”
Any pointers to spice it up alittle. Look, by reading the above, you know I need help here!!!!!!!!!
Please? I’m ok looking guy, just don’t know how to express my self?
Help :oops:
@Jooly wrote:
Hmm :-k
Tell em how much you earn a year and how you understand a womans need for expensive clothes :D
I will never understand the need for expensive clothes. I would not try it on with a women who looked hard maintenance. Not worth it.
NEXT?!
Here you go:
“Dapper gent, dilettante, approaching my prime, raven hair with moody eyes and a players’ build. No sense of humour. In fact, I don’t like jokes and if you try to make me laugh, I will spank you. I like gentlemen’s clubs, illegal narcotics, carousing with strumpets, wagering fortunes at backgammon, telling marvellous anecdotes and both watching and playing in worthy sporting encounters. Also, there’s nothing more I like of a Sunday than a bracing hike up an interesting fell before making it back down in time for hot crumpets. I would be delighted to make the acquaintance of a healthy, bunky looking filly, with not too bonkers a disposition, in the mood to start a brood, as it were.”
Hope this helps.
@pikey wrote:
Here you go:
“Dapper gent, dilettante, approaching my prime, raven hair with moody eyes and a players’ build. No sense of humour. In fact, I don’t like jokes and if you try to make me laugh, I will spank you. I like gentlemen’s clubs, illegal narcotics, carousing with strumpets, wagering fortunes at backgammon, telling marvellous anecdotes and both watching and playing in worthy sporting encounters. Also, there’s nothing more I like of a Sunday than a bracing hike up an interesting fell before making it back down in time for hot crumpets. I would be delighted to make the acquaintance of a healthy, bunky looking filly, with not too bonkers a disposition, in the mood to start a brood, as it were.”
Hope this helps.
Do you know me???
:lol: :lol:Almost they, LOL.
http://www.faceparty.com/member_profile.asp?member_id=4392797&member_name=repulsest&acstr=FE7E74
Copy and pase above to see me, be kind :?
Are you having a P in your pic? n :lol:
Cuddles? For Jim Morrison’s sakes, man. Get a hold of yourself. Cuddles? That’s it. I want nothing more to do with the whole enterprise.
@pikey wrote:
Cuddles? For Jim Morrison’s sakes, man. Get a hold of yourself. Cuddles? That’s it. I want nothing more to do with the whole enterprise.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
That’s why I’m here!! I don’t know how to express myself! Not in text anyway.
Some pointers tell me were I’m going wrong, help us out.
Please?
I’m a easy person to get along with, laid back easy going?!
But on the web I sound like something complete different woops
Chating to people yes, it does.
What I’m asking is: People will look at my profile FIRST. Then think, should message or not?Help us with my profile, what should I put in and what should I leave out, etc etc
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