SOZ BUT IM A BIT FICK INNIT

der yoo go reeson
sorry to go all dannyesque on you all
i wonder where he is now?
anyway whats my point?
oh yeah
i was in the offy yesterday
not buying anything much
just browsing,seeing if there was owt to pinch
bliddy cameras all over the show
so i just bought a packet of crisps
the 10 p ones
and lo and fckn behold
the woman behind the counter when i got my pennys out
said “are these your shades mate”
i said er” oh yeh they are ta in me best northern accent like
anyhows when i got back to me squat like, trying not to dodge cider bottles and shyte
i looked at aforesaid glasses
and you know the side bits you put on your ears
it says WILLIAM MORRIS ENGLAND
so im wondering if there worth a few quid
if anybody knows can you reply to me please
oh yes just an afterthought
kan yoo plz repli too mee inn chavvy tipe,innit,wannit,shunnit,dunnit tipe of gear
coz i am a bit fick innit
fck off reeson