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The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to Heaven… which part of your body goes first?”
Suzy raised her hand and said, “I think it’s your hands.”
Why do you think it’s your hands, Suzy?”
Suzy replied, “Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.”
“What a wonderful answer!” the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “Sister, I think it’s your legs.”
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
“Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?”
Little Johnny said, “Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy’s bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, “Oh God,I’m coming!”
If Dad hadn’t pinned her down, we’d have lost her.”
The nun fainted.
:D :D :lol: :lol:
@Beatty Blue wrote:
That has to be the weirdest fookin smiley I’ve ever seen….. :shock: :lol: :lol:
@squeezy wrote:
@Beatty Blue wrote:
That has to be the weirdest fookin smiley I’ve ever seen….. :shock: :lol: :lol:
there’s more where that came from
@*Sian* wrote:
There is a competition on our local radio station, best gag/joke I have just submitted this one
5 grand if I win :lol:
*cough* finder’s fee
:^o
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Got nothing to do with this thread but i have a poem called heaven so thought i would post it here.
HEAVEN
My minds thoughts set deep in space
So far out no radar could trace
Thoughts swirling around and around
Thousands of miles above the Earths ground
Then they stop with one suspended in my face
I am transformed to another place
A peaceful place, untouched by hand
A certain paradise or even God’s land
With green fields, trees and a flowing stream
So mellow, it could have been a dream
Yet my eyes are closed and sealed tight
It all goes dark apart from a speck of light
Growing closer with every second past
Even though the moment seemed to last
Now all my thoughts are left behind
It’s only the light left to find
Now the darkness has taken flight
I have finally entered the lightG.J.Smith
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