AYLA applies for mensa but decides on the boards!! welcome

Hello ayla, welcome and good to see you on the boards as well!! xxx

@forumhostpb wrote:

Welcome to the madhouse. To properly fit in here you should have the following attributes:

You need to have half a brain and support the BNP; you need to snort, inject, swallow, sniff or drink a variety of mind altering or conciousness enhancing chemicals; you should be vehemently anti war, torture, US involvement in anything at all, and anti smoking, but pro drinking yourself into a state of insensibility on every possible occasion.

Ideally you should be grossly overweight with an attitude problem, and have an assortment of children preferably all by different fathers (but this isn’t compulsory).

It can also help you fit in if you publicly express longings for intercourse with males (when sober) – any male will do – and express in extreme detail your lesbian fantasies (when drunk) – again any female will do.

Oh and BTW it helps if you can’t spell, have no idea about English grammar, use ”text talk” on every possible occasion, and your principal method of communication is either with emoticons or internet shorthand (LMAO, lol etc etc).

Finally, you need to have the latest MSN and have simply everybody on it so that you can claim to be in MSN 24/7 and also catch up on all the gossip.

That said, welcome to the JustChat message boards and may God bless all who sail in you.

u fgot the bit about hatin forum hosts wif a passion. 8) 8) :- O:)

Welcome Ayla my likle forum 3 wannabee :lol: :lol: :lol: (Go on admit it)

Application forms have been left at the door for you. :wink: :wink:

Good to see ya here x x x

@forumhostpb wrote:

…conciousness enhancing chemicals…

:D PB is getting on message.