thoughts for the day……

Subject: 10 THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

10 – Life is sexually transmitted.

9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

8 – Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an

erection, make him a sandwich.

7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a person to

use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

6 – Some people are like a Slinky… Not really good for anything, but you

still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

5 – Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals

dying of nothing.

4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention

to criticism.

3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a substantial tax cut saves you 50p?

2 – In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is

weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:

We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of

Cars

in Britain…… But we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal

immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in

charge of Immigration…….