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  • 14 May, 2007 at 8:44 pm #7029

    Innocence

    1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper.
    2. In the memo field of all your checks write “for sensual massage.”
    3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
    4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”
    5. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think.”
    6. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophecy.”
    7. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
    8. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
    9. Ask people what gender they are.
    10. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

    14 May, 2007 at 8:45 pm #270737

    sweetasbaileez

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    14 May, 2007 at 9:35 pm #270738

    HermanGRRRman

    Thinking of point number 1……………….. Is that cos u stick ya camels foot on the photocopier?

    14 May, 2007 at 9:45 pm #270739

    Matty

    cool, i remember you

    @innocence wrote:

    1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper.
    2. In the memo field of all your checks write “for sensual massage.”
    3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
    4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”
    5. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think.”
    6. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophecy.”
    7. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
    8. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
    9. Ask people what gender they are.
    10. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

    14 May, 2007 at 11:29 pm #270740

    HermanGRRRman

    Two ways to annoy people……………….
    Call Matty a Gimp :lol:
    And call him a Utd scum :lol:

    14 May, 2007 at 11:33 pm #270741

    Matty

    naghh.. takes more then a liverpool fan to annoy me

    15 May, 2007 at 8:20 pm #270742

    Innocence

    Oit! watch ya young tongue there, Soulie…… some of us lillerpool fans are cool! :D

    15 May, 2007 at 8:36 pm #270743

    Matty

    never said you was not :P what you doing supporting liverpool anyway? next time your going to a game.. pop in and say hiya :)

    15 May, 2007 at 8:46 pm #270744

    Innocence

    Not sure ya ma would appreciate me, me fella and 2 girls poppin over honey

    15 May, 2007 at 9:02 pm #270745

    Matty

    leave the fella at home then :)

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