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Hello all of you in here. I am so honoured to be famous with my own subject here and many of the most important people in my village have seen my fame thanks to you all.
They ask me if it is possible that some of the fine woman here may like to visit us and to marry with our men. We have only a few virgins to marry here and we are in need of some more .
My Chief Dr Femi Asegun has promised to give land and cattle to any man who marrys in the village and more if his wife gives him many sons. We are a big producer of cows here in Damaturu and send many of our cows to the market. So we need some women to marry to help us do these things.
Chief Dr Femi Asegun has promised that the English way will be looked after and no man may abuse his wife if she does her duty well. Nigerian men are strong and most handsome and have many children with their wives so any English woman here will be looked after most excellently.
We have all the most modern facility here to make the life OK including electricity and the climate is good for all here. So please will any fine English woman say they will come to see us and to enjoy us as much as they want.
sign me up
when hell freezes over :twisted:
Thank you to you very much for your good replies and I have already told Chief Dr Femi of all the great interest that has been given to us in our quest.
He asks that there may be some more English ladies want to savour the hospitality of our wonderful State. He is able to promise a good enjoyment to all women and he will keep the English customs intact.
He has asked his good brother in Abuja to provide the English tea to welcome you to our village.
as long as your serve bodingtons im there
What is this ‘bodingtons im’ please explain to me? We have plenty to eat with goat and chickens for everybody and all Nigerian women are expert in the cooking for their husbands.
delia smith i reckon will be your ideal wife
lmfao… there’s a few Coo’s over here as well lol
OI,,,,, ur RACISTS BTW……. ADEBOJE……!!!!!!!
ENGLISH…… what aboot the Scottish… Welsh …. n Irish….. feckin ENGLISH….
here Jooly good point….. how u keep the woman happy…??
I would deary love to help ur poor village oot… but im lackin in the virginity bit… mind u im sure this pregnancy is the immaculate concepition…!!! (spelt check plz lol)
but i could milk a few coo’s lol
@*Sian* wrote:
We need to get Mucky Lucky in on his case 8) 8) :lol:
you called? :wink:
@Jooly wrote:
Mr Ade has much to learn about English gals
It is true and so it is for my villagers but we are most willing to be learned from you all. We also have much to teach to you. There are many things to know as to how to be with your husband in the Nigerian way.
Miss Jooly the problem of your virginity is not too great for us. My Chief, Dr Femi Askun, he decided to allow English women among us who are not always virgins. He say that they have lain with many men before this but it is in England and so foreign men do not matter to us.
He is a wise man and knows much of the way of foreigners and has big bisiness with them. He say when a foreign woman lie down with Nigerian man one time she not want to lie down with foreign men ever again.
@Jooly wrote:
I’m wondering what the men do to please the wives :? So far it’s all cooking by the women and pleasing the men.
We do many of things Miss Jooly and the wifes in the village do many things also. They go to our church and rejoice at the good fortune that God has brought upon us every day. Also they sing and dance but it is true the first duty of a Nigeriann wife is for her husband and she must give him many sons.
A man with fat wife and many sons is to be proud of it and is most important and powerful and is to be praised for his virility.
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