D.O.A……………Maybe Soon!!

The event’s that have snowballed over the last week, regarding D.O.A.’s uncontrollable sexual fervour, his relentless carnal urges, and his targeted pursuits of vulnerable, frightened women through which to satisfy his bestial, perverted needs has, unquestionably, rocked the compassionate “Just Chat” community that initially took the deviant in.
Every day now seems to unearth another revelation about the outsider’s behaviour, which elicits gasps of disbelief from a loving group of interweb friends, who still can’t comprehend the fact that they’ve let a monster prowl their midst. Last Wednesday it was divulged that D.O.A. had once worn a chicken suit to nest outside an ex-girlfriend’s flat, and cluck night after night until she called the police and RSPCA. On Thursday, a well-respected female member of “Just Chat” expounded upon events in June, when the same sexual loner had appeared to her on cam naked, whilst greasing his testicles in olive oil and wearing a Universal Studies bra, before roaring like a feral boar. Whilst on Saturday, a document came to light, also seemingly from an ex-lover, that cited the deviant’s sexual fantasies regarding swinging chimps dressed in minature fireman suits, waving penthouse magazines at him.
In many ways one can regard D.O.A.’s “stalking” as the sign of a sick, troubled mind that requires compassion and understanding. Whilst in other ways, one can see his actions as the scheming, plotting machinations, of a twisted, calculating predator who, in more just times would have been hunted like a verminous fox, by packs of concerned citizens until, weary and exhausted, he’d have been captured, castrated and burnt at the stake. It’s up to the wonderful community that is “Just Chat” to decide the fate of a creature that’s deviated from the true path.