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9 April, 2008 at 7:27 pm #9858
Right I’m sick of working, paying tax and getting up in the middle of the night.
So its time for me to hide me cash, get on benfits and spend me days doing what I like.
What is the best way?
9 April, 2008 at 7:32 pm #324565Apart from “Benfits” your spelling is really coming along these days. Have you been taking lessons? :D
Oh voted by the way.. I think the “Dun me back in” option is a winner :D :wink:
10 April, 2008 at 5:18 am #324566I think that you should spend your time hanging around chatrooms pretending to be a 13 year old girl looking for casual sex.
If you get caught you can always say that you were trying to keep the place clean for decent chatters to use.
if you get ‘lucky’ you can make a fortune (tax free) by blackmailing the blokes that reply.
10 April, 2008 at 3:56 pm #324567Do you think this lot have any money?
If they had money, they would be paying for my chicken p or n site and not always looking for freebles on here.
10 April, 2008 at 4:10 pm #324568cant believe you spelt all those words correctly in the options!
That will aid you in filling out the claim forms for your benefits.
10 April, 2008 at 4:53 pm #324569@forumhostpb wrote:
if you get ‘lucky’ you can make a fortune (tax free) by blackmailing the blokes that reply.
:lol:
11 April, 2008 at 7:44 pm #324570Just carry on wanking, it’s what you do best.
11 April, 2008 at 7:50 pm #324571As much as my job sometimes stresses me out and i think arrrrghhhhhh i hate it!!! I really couldnt be one of those people who sits on their ass all day claiming benefit. I’d be bored stiff after the first week
12 April, 2008 at 5:31 am #324572I am sure you would be “busy” doing odd jobs for cash and day time tv shows.
You could always help pb out, we all know he needs “help”
18 April, 2008 at 6:31 pm #324573@dead_on_arrvial wrote:
I am sure you would be “busy” doing odd jobs for cash and day time tv shows.
You could always help pb out, we all know he needs “help”
Ok Doa, you win. After the day i’ve had i’m quite willing to pack it all in. Could you hook me up with Tricia, or whats that other blokes name….yeah him Jeremy Kyle. Set me a couple of interviews up and we’ll split the difference.
PB, in the meantime… got any odd jobs you need doing??
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