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A fisherman called Mr Finn sat by the banks of a river. He had only a minnowscule of a bite all day.
It was cold, wet and windy.
Feeling increasingly frustrated, Mr Finn got up declaring, “Cod this is awful! I’ve haddock with this!” And with that he…
Continue Mr Finn’s story using at least one reference to a fish or marine animal.
..he PIKEd up his tackle and headed further down river …
to find a dryer plaice. There he chanced upon a Miss Gill…
who had just returned from the hair salon and was now sporting a rather fetching red mullet
Mr Finn’s eye’s lit up. “Well helloooooooo,” he said in a smooth voice, “I do like that thing perched on your head.”
Miss Gill fluttered her eyes and said “well it covers up my grayling well and i feel so much younger” whilst nervously playing with herring eyes cast down shyly.
“She’s being koi,” Mr Finn said to himself. “I think she’s doing it on porpoise.”
She was an angel which was surprising as her mother was a bit of an old trout :D
her brothers Sam’nEric resembled her mother much more
but lets not carp on about them,was always something a bit fishy about them two ,i believe one is a loan shark.
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