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@rogue trader wrote:
@irish_lucy wrote:
off all the people to start a thread about how fùcked up a Country is, is the same person who is scrounging off tax payers.
Cosy get a job then you have the right to give out how the Government spend your taxes.
The more people who are able to work but are just bone idle lazy is the problem, not enough money to go around. GET A JOB.
ive got a job and you know i have.
You lie all the time its hard to keep up with them.
Last time i spoke to you, you were going to a wedding, the following week you didn’t know what wedding i was on about.
Doing comps is not a job – its a good idea but not a job.
So what job you got THIS WEEK then??
@rogue trader wrote:
@irish_lucy wrote:
off all the people to start a thread about how fùcked up a Country is, is the same person who is scrounging off tax payers.
Cosy get a job then you have the right to give out how the Government spend your taxes.
The more people who are able to work but are just bone idle lazy is the problem, not enough money to go around. GET A JOB.
ive got a job and you know i have.
Also you should change your siggy to the one you have “across the road” funny has hell it is.
“only three more leeds united managers to go before christmas.”@rogue trader wrote:
they cant afford me mate :-
If jc can’t afford cosy, we know that they’ve hit rock bottom.
lets play spot the george
heres a cluehttp://politicalscrapbook.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/osborne-blue-collar.jpg
Again voted in by the country due to inept fools in opposition
ok now we move into michael gove the education secretary
actually gove is a real word in the english language,it means to go about looking like a fool ore to stare stupidly
maybe we should bring it back into common usage?now as you may know ive been known to do the odd poem or two,i actually wrote this poem last august but shelved it but it seems rather apt to put it on this thread,so here goes
……………………..how the “gove” stole summer
…………………..part 1
every schoolkid in england liked summer a lot
but the gove who lived in westminster did not
the gove hated summer,the whole summer season
now plz dont ask why,no one quite knows the reason
it could be his head wasnt just screwed on right
it could be his shoes were too tight
but i think the most likely reason of all
was that his heart was two sizes to smallwhatever the reason,his shoes or his heart
gove stood there in july,watching school hols start
staring down from his office,with a sour govey frown
at the happy girls and boys below in the town
they”re happy and carefree he said with a sneer
tomorrow is summer hols,they”re practically here
then he growled with his fingers nervously drumming
i must find a way to stop the summer from coming
for tomorrow he knew,all the children would wake
bright and early next morning for the long summer breakerm talking about breaks i think i will take one part 2 is done but i just need a cig or a beer,or a gf ,or maybe even a life but part 2 will follow shortly if yous want?.
:lol:
……………….part 2
warning the second part may contain caps and one expletive
(i hate swearing in poems unless its ungratitous)and then the NOISE! OH THE NOISE! THE NOISE!
NOISE! FCKN NOISE!
oh how the gove hated
the NOISE!
he knew all the children would be happy
they”pllay in the gardens and eat loads of tasty snacks
instead of doing tests,and climbing chimney stacks
and they would do someting he liked least of all
every school kid in england the talland the small
once summer hols was fully in swing
the kids would be happy,and forget who was the king
and more the gove thought what summer would bring
the more the gove thought i MUST stop this whole thing
ive put up with being a NOBODY for so long
i must stop this summer i must stop the kids being strong.
THEN HE THOUGHT OF AN AWFUL IDEA“i know what to do” the gove laughed in his throat
and he made a quick costume,from parts of a goat
and he chuckled and he clucked,hey what a great govey trick
“with these horns and hooves i like just like auld nick”
“if i cant find a reason i will invent one instead”
so he called his friend murdoch and they made up some sh!t
about selling off playing fields and being forced to permit
the whole starvation and privatisation
of the nations state educationnow im sorry my poem is long and snappy
but this ending aint gonna be happy
cos the gove isnt just a fictional monstrosity
hes real,flesh and blood,full of pomposity
so parents watch out,its not just the summer vacation
the gove is out to get you and your childrens education.next week i shall be discussing jeremy hunt
now theres a limerick waiting to happen.
Nyaaaarrrr
He strikes me as an a-hole, not an idiot.
They all strike me as a-holes, not idiots.
Even Boris Johnson, who does a good job at playing an idiot, isn’t one.
That circus turn Farage would qualify, except that nobody in their right mind would have him in a cabinet.
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