I’m one of those people who are really difficult to buy gifts for. My family love buying gifts and say giving vouchers are a cop out. This year I have made a wish list all to do with travelling. New luggage from the richer rellies, To the flight socks from the poorer rellies. One rellie who loves a challenge has been given the task of buying me a Ostridge pillow. Apparently you can sleep in total comfort on long haul flights or anywhere you fancy..
Okay I’m just gonna put my ostrich pillow on in the middle of nowhere.”
5 minutes later
“WHERES MY KIDNEY!.