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    Did Philip Fart?

    What do you think?

    The expressions are priceless!

    Look at the Queen’s face!
    A fart is a pleasant thing,
    It gives the belly ease,
    It warms the bed in winter,
    And suffocates the fleas.

    A fart can be quiet,
    A fart can be loud,
    Some leave a powerful,
    Poisonous cloud

    A fart can be short,
    Or a fart can be long,
    Some farts have been known
    To sound like a song……

    A fart can create
    A most curious medley,
    A fart can be harmless,
    Or silent, and deadly.

    A fart might not smell,
    While others are vile,
    A fart may pass quickly,
    Or linger a while……

    A fart can occur
    In a number of places,
    And leave everyone there,
    With strange looks on their faces .
    From wide-open prairie,
    To small elevators,
    A fart will find all of
    Us sooner or later.

    Kinda brings a tear to your eye – right?

    #459676

    :shock:

    #459677

    my sister used to work for lancs mounted police and was at an event where the queen was
    the queen was walking along and let a lil fart out
    no one batted an eye lid
    the upper class just fart an no ones says a thing about it
    making a fuss about farts is what the lower classes do

    parppppppp :wink:

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