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Did Philip Fart?
What do you think?
The expressions are priceless!
Look at the Queen’s face!
A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloudA fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song……A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while……A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.Kinda brings a tear to your eye – right?
:shock:
my sister used to work for lancs mounted police and was at an event where the queen was
the queen was walking along and let a lil fart out
no one batted an eye lid
the upper class just fart an no ones says a thing about it
making a fuss about farts is what the lower classes doparppppppp :wink:
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