dont kick the cat

Little Johnny goes to stay on his uncle’s farm. One morning his aunt tells him to feed the animals but little Johnny is in a bad mood and he kicks at the chickens when he scatters their corn. He kicks at the cow when he gives it its hay. And he kicks the pig when he fills it’s trough. “I saw what you did” says his aunt when he comes inside. “For kicking that chicken you’ll get no eggs this morning. For kicking the cow you’ll get no milk and for kicking the pig you’ll get no bacon.”
At that moment Uncle comes in and kicks the cat away from his chair.

Little Johnny looks at his aunt and says, “Are you going to tell him or shall I?”