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31 July, 2011 at 2:17 pm #474290
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 x the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster then a man’s. Women blink 2 x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire post. The man is still looking at his thumb
2 August, 2011 at 1:50 pm #474291Happy belated birthday Master :wink:
2 August, 2011 at 2:12 pm #474292@eva licious wrote:
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 x the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster then a man’s. Women blink 2 x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire post. The man is still looking at his thumb
Hehe very funny :lol:
13 September, 2011 at 2:20 pm #474293I’ll admit, Eva drives like lightning.
She’s not fast, but she tends to hit a lot of trees…
13 September, 2011 at 3:15 pm #474294sweetheart i won this thread months ago fact and i think we both know who the better driver is :D :D :D :D :D mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
13 September, 2011 at 4:10 pm #474295Honey, if by ‘won’ this thread you mean “gave up quickly” then yes, I concur.
;)
13 September, 2011 at 4:29 pm #474296ok first things i like the honey name u can defo call me food related names sugar honey muffin bacon bits ect
and if u think uv won anything u truly are a delusional male x
13 September, 2011 at 9:11 pm #474297Bacon bits? That’s rhyming slang, surely? ;)
Anyway, I’m about to deal the knockout blow:
Childbirth is easy. It must be, if women can do it.*runs the hell out of the room*
13 September, 2011 at 9:37 pm #474298The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It’s the same with men
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while
the other is just having a baby..14 September, 2011 at 2:54 pm #474299Eva whatever the master says……………you win hands down
:lol::wink:
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