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14 September, 2011 at 4:06 pm #474300
@tinks wrote:
Eva whatever the master says……………you win hands down
:lol::wink:
Well, you WOULD say that… ;)
However, us men know better.
Apparently in today’s society, many petite women have to endure a lot of sexism towards them.
And how do I know this?
A little bird told me.
14 September, 2011 at 4:27 pm #474301Iron Man is a superhero.
Iron Woman is a command.
14 September, 2011 at 5:23 pm #474302ty tinks much appreciated xxxxx
and ty to all the lovely ladies who helped me WIN this thread.
Master i know i beat u at so many things but stop bein so bitter just admit defeat gracefully u know i luv ya although u belong to the weaker se x mwahh xx
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Women really do rule the world. They just haven’t figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, you my darling master and all the other males are in big trouble
I have an idea that the phrase “weaker sex” was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
14 September, 2011 at 7:58 pm #474303@themaster wrote:
Iron Man is a superhero.
Iron Woman is a command.
* slaps ‘TheMaster’ for being so ridiculous *
15 September, 2011 at 2:53 pm #474304ohhh my dear Eva. How deluded you have become in such a short space of time. Thinking that you’ve ‘won’ a contest that you couldn’t possibly win, being a woman.
Now go make me a sandwich and fetch my slippers.
For me golf is a lot like women; if she isn’t holding my wood, she should be holding an iron.
15 September, 2011 at 3:01 pm #47430515 September, 2011 at 3:06 pm #474306tinks u didnt hit him hard enough but knowing him he probably enjoyed it :lol:
will go get choccie for me n tinks n decide on a more suitable punishment
15 September, 2011 at 3:10 pm #474307Japanese scientists have invented a camera with a shutter that operates so fast, it was recently able to take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.
15 September, 2011 at 5:10 pm #474308Me n Master was walking down the street one day i said to him “how sad a dead bird” he looked up and said “where” ……………….
15 September, 2011 at 10:16 pm #474309The best engine in the world is the fanny.
It takes any size piston, is self lubricating, starts with one finger & every 4 weeks does its own oil change.
It’s just a pity the management system is so fúcking temperamental.
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