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It’s hard to choose isn’t it ?
I’ll never hear a word against the traditional jammy ones. Not sure what fruit they come from.
I think they’re called jamberries. And there are so many amazing kinds of dough these days !One of my favourite hobbies is to visit waiting rooms in various dental surgeries, produce a big bag and then start eating while eyeballing each nervous patient. You have to be careful that the jam doesn’t escape from out the other end though. You want that stuff all over your chin and shirt, not on the floor. It’s best to slobber loudly and make copious ‘mmmm’ noises as someone continuously asks . . . . ‘Excuse me, have you got an appointment?’
Eventually the police get called but that’s hardly a worry. Three days later some fat bastads in uniform will eventually turn up, and they love to be given doughnuts. Ok you get the odd serious career one but they’re easily bribed with sugar frosting. Has anyone else noticed lately that the average policeman is 25 stone ?
That’s because they’re always sat in the station producing statistics, falsifying paperwork and ignoring crime. When they all should be out on the beat, sharing in-jokes about useless office chairs, stealing my doughnuts, and ignoring crime.
Some prefer apple . . . .
jam or apple :D
as for the police, i think they’d agree with you they are bogged down with paperwork, i believe they are trying to change that though.I’ve noticed some cops are fat b******s too.
They should be made to keep fit and within a specific weight range and have regular fitness tests. They also need to undergo traning on how to talk to ppl and show ppl respect.
Ah ! At last a serious post !
Well personally I prefer the raspberry jam doughnuts …unless I’m on a diet and then I go for the sugary round ones with the hole in middle…..
Freshly cooked ring doughnuts, still warm….mmmmm.
The word “Police” does not come from Sting’s post-punk band as most people think, but from the old English “Please”, which is what people used to say when they were begging not to be arrested, or generally wanted a doughnut.
One police officer, having remarkably low IQ (even for a genetically engineered steroid-taking doughnut), assumed that his victim was calling for help. He reacted by shouting, “I am the Police, fooker !!” and kicked the perpetrator in the nuts. This didn’t work because the victim was a 5 year old girl. However, the word “Police” caught on, as people found it easier to say than “Pointless Human Doughnut”, the original name.
The only time you’re safe from a cop is when you are in close vicinity of a doughnut shop. If you’re not round and have a large hole through your middle, you remain completely invisible compared to the glazed goodness behind the counter.
Honey glazed is the best washed down with a nice cuppa, I don’t like the ones with jam or any kind of filing in them.
F0rgEt t4e P0l1cE juST g1Mme tH3 CustARd on£ anD n0 0N3 GetS HuRt !!!! :evil:
@toybulldog wrote:
The only time you’re safe from a cop is when you are in close vicinity of a doughnut shop. If you’re not round and have a large hole through your middle, you remain completely invisible compared to the glazed goodness behind the counter.
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