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19 July, 2008 at 9:34 am #10865
Just for one day
List of jobs:
Pull out my fridge freezer from the gap its been wedged in
ditto cooker
demolish cupboard in between above
remove work top
clean behind said items (I can do that while man has cup of tea and a rest)
plumb in dishwasher
rearrange white goods
replace worktop
Giz a shag
Return to wifeThankyou
19 July, 2008 at 9:37 am #355453you’ve got 8 weeks to find one before footy season starts
19 July, 2008 at 9:40 am #355454@bon bon wrote:
Just for one day
List of jobs:
Pull out my fridge freezer from the gap its been wedged in
ditto cooker
demolish cupboard in between above
remove work top
clean behind said items (I can do that while man has cup of tea and a rest)
plumb in dishwasher
rearrange white goods
replace worktop
Giz a shag
Return to wifeThankyou
lol Giz a shag lol…. i cud do all the above except the shag btw lol who needs a man lol
19 July, 2008 at 9:40 am #355455@matty wrote:
you’ve got 8 weeks to find one before footy season starts
God i do love you
will you be me bit on the side till aug the 10th :twisted:
19 July, 2008 at 9:48 am #355456@bon bon wrote:
Giz a shag
Return to wifeThankyou
That’s discrimination against sungle men. :roll:
Do you wish to settle out of court?19 July, 2008 at 9:49 am #355457@sir Actor wrote:
@bon bon wrote:
Giz a shag
Return to wifeThankyou
That’s discrimination against sungle men. :roll:
Do you wish to settle out of court?ive never been sungle :wink: its next to the i i suppose
19 July, 2008 at 9:55 am #355458@pete wrote:
@sir Actor wrote:
@bon bon wrote:
Giz a shag
Return to wifeThankyou
That’s discrimination against sungle men. :roll:
Do you wish to settle out of court?ive never been sungle :wink: its next to the i i suppose
god aint we a picky bunch way spellin n grammer sadly i know nowt of it all lol hense why i tend to spelt in scottish as ya canny get it wrang that way lol
19 July, 2008 at 9:55 am #355459@pete wrote:
@sir Actor wrote:
@bon bon wrote:
Giz a shag
Return to wifeThankyou
That’s discrimination against sungle men. :roll:
Do you wish to settle out of court?ive never been sungle :wink: its next to the i i suppose
“sungle” is someone who’s single but wants to hook up with sunny (that makes em two sarnies short of a picnic for a start off).
So I didn’t make a typing error at all!! [-X19 July, 2008 at 9:56 am #355460divvent dunchus hinny
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